Is this a re-hash of ‘old hat’ Liberal bait, aimed at voters, females and males?
Modestly, dressed to please Conservative men now the LNP are on the rails?
Clever ‘outsider’ Josh though cheerful isn’t joking, clad from neck to knee,
Is of multi-cultural Australian family, healthy, fit to rule, and as all can see.

He’s no ‘big swinging dick’ whose ilk has Ms Bishop complain.
Can Country folk look to him in crises when there’s little or too much rain?
So, tomorrow will there be more budget bribes on offer
To be paid for from the national coffer?

Or can he show he’s not praying for another miracle like PM Morrison
But preparing himself for a much longer run,
Knowing that true government is a marathon not a sprint?
Win or lose, he’ll stay on as Leader of the Opposition, do his stint!

Note: Reviewing this on the Winter Solstice, 21/06/22, and a month into PM Albanese’s new government it’s pretty clear that what Josh’s last minute manoevring with his ‘liberal’ mates just did not work out……….