Our PM is sick, needs a rest!
Just when we need him at his best!
Take care of yourself, PM!
Meanwhile, pro tem,
Let your Deputy take over!
Then you’ll soon recover!
You said yourself,
“Australia’s a great nation!”
We’re not given to mass perturbation!

Just rest now! PM, please!
Stay home in bed, at ease
And health restoring self-isolation.
Ask Jen! She knows what’s best!
You’d surely have a nice lie down at her behest!
She’d love to see more benefit accrue,
To both of you,
By that I mean, to Barnaby, not One Nation!

Notes: It’s 24/06/22. We’re well into our new Labor government, so these lines written for now EX PM, Scott Morisson, are well out of date and I’m tempted to delete them entirely. Media commentary suggests he may never recover from his removal from both home and office. So for the moment I’ll leave this piece to rest. Maybe I’ll can re-cycle it one day, perhaps an obit or similar brief comment?