Monthly Archives: October 2011

Royal Blush?

Could Tony Abbott have predicted A time he’d ever be conflicted Twixt loyalties rightly his Queen’s Or Crown Casino’s poker machines? Asked that question about a year ago He would for sure have answered, “No!” But then hurt pride and … Continue reading

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Have faith! Tony Abbott Has!

Tony Abbott knows he has authority To give commands, to turn the tide of history. He can ignore advice, needn’t wait for votes. Of course he can turn back those boats! He has a sacred pledge or covenant With God. … Continue reading

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Gillard Has Guts!

At last. One paper tells the truth today No matter what the others have to say. You know, about the PM being dead, Politically I mean. How often has that been said! But here she is alive and well, And … Continue reading

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Bloody Oath!

Tony Abbott, politician, Leader of the Coalition, Once an upright man of God Has now become a lightning rod For unfair and cruel criticism About whom there’s too much cynicism. He once confessed to telling lies, Which self-disclosure has given … Continue reading

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Pairing Pees & Queues For Members When In Parliamentary Chambers

Our lovely lady PM, Jules, Has introduced some thoughtful rules To help other ladies in the House Necessitated by that louse, Abbott, and his policy on pairs. “And for the men?” you ask. Who cares! It is easier, remember, When … Continue reading

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At Home With Tony!

Fiona Katauskas in New Matilda in the interests of balance with a certain ABC comedy, to which I will not provide a link, has given us a great cartoon. But like many other cartoonists, reporters and commentators she has overlooked … Continue reading

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