Who said the camera cannot lie?                                                                                                     It’s surely not so long ago?                                                                                                                      But now worldwide we hear the sigh                                                                                                    That politicans in the know                                                                                                               Can make that very truth a lie.

But surely here we see the truth!                                                                                              Barack Obama had to sit                                                                                                                 With the PM, our dear Tony.                                                                                                                  So, forced to listen to his shit,                                                                                                              He thought, “For once, let’s show the truth!”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         So, for Australians all to see,                                                                                                              You’d almost say he had it planned,                                                                                                    “This guy here, sitting beside me,                                                                                                    Where’s he from?  Oh!  Downunderland!                                                                                           Come on Ozzies!  Come on!  Look!   See!

He’s no man at all!  Your Tony!                                                                                                         He’s just a fake!  Yeah! A phony!”

NOTES Check out the image. – It’s very appropriately titled: Unvarnished and strategic: Tony Abbott with US President Barack Obama. Photo: Andrew Meares.

Thank you Andrew, the camera man!                                                                                                  I know now that very often,                                                                                                           Just like many politicians,                                                                                                                  Even dreaded statisticians,                                                                                                                     The camera does not lie!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Where you’re shooting from matters!                                                                                                  A girl’s reputation in tatters                                                                                                         When Monica was named a Slut,                                                                                                    Hot news for rightist views, a butt.                                                                                                  No jokes by blokes if Bill should die?