Tag Archives: TPS

“I Don’t Believe Him! Do You? He’s Guilty!”

Posted on May 15, 2012 by patriciawa

“No, I don’t believe him!” said Reverend Tim, As if weight of judgement lay with him. Thousands watching shared his thought, Nationwide jury in a kangaroo court. Outrage required a penalty paid, To be decided once a charge was laid. … Continue reading →

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That Damned Abusive Liberal!

Posted on May 7, 2012 by patriciawa

They seek him here.  They seek him there.  The media seek him everywhere.      He can’t be in heaven.  We hope he’s in hell!   That damned abusive Liberal! We seek you here, we seek you there. We journos seek you everywhere. … Continue reading →

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What Is This Line Which Has Been Crossed?

Posted on May 3, 2012 by patriciawa

The PM said that a line had been crossed. Respect for Parliament was in decline. A dark cloud over it meant much was lost. “I’ve made a judgement. And that judgement’s mine.” Journalists thought that without a doubt The Prime … Continue reading →

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The End Of The Age Of Enlightenment

Posted on April 22, 2012 by patriciawa

Joe Hockey travelled to London, To make his declaration That it was time to turn the page, And bring to an end the age Of what he called Entitlement. You may well ask why didn’t he Announce it in North … Continue reading →

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Tony Abbott Defends His Magic Pudding Budget Plan

Posted on April 18, 2012 by patriciawa

Tony Abbott has been brooding! His budget plan’s been dissed! He can’t see why! He’d billed it as a Magic Pudding! Claims it’s better than Labor’s flat square pie! “I’ll safely manage Oz finances. My team Catholic,  church-going,  good! With … Continue reading →

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Tony Abbott’s Easter Address From The Opposition’s Ship Of State.

Posted on April 9, 2012 by patriciawa

I’m Popeye the Sailor Man, I’m a big tough palooka, Who hates all gazookas………. And here is my master plan. I’ll push conservation So most of this nation Has clear new contour lines To protect precious mines. So it’s cheerio,  NBN! I’ll start it … Continue reading →

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Tony Abbott! What An Arse!

Posted on March 31, 2012 by patriciawa

“Julia Gillard’s got a big arse!” Said Germaine,  with a lack of class. The media couldn’t let that pass! Had women’s lib become a farce? Editors became quite rabid Seeking comment……. As per habit They got the nod from Tony … Continue reading →

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Barnaby Barmy? Surely That’s Not Fair!

Posted on March 27, 2012 by patriciawa

Barnaby barmy? That’s unfair!                                                                         … Continue reading →

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Stop The Guns!

Posted on March 14, 2012 by patriciawa

His Coalition colleagues say Their party boss is ‘toujours gai’ – ‘So happy’ – if he can portray Himself armed for any affray With words like guns,  shoot,  ricochet. If Tony Abbott had his way He’d mix with armed men … Continue reading →

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Starting Wars Is Not Swan’s Way

Posted on March 12, 2012 by patriciawa

Wayne Swan did not declare this war It was Clive Palmer crying poor On Lateline not two years ago When Kevin Rudd was all aglow, Insisting miners pay more tax. That night Clive said he’d get the axe; Promised a … Continue reading →

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