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Pees & Queues For Members When In Parliamentary Chambers?

Our lovely lady PM, Jules, Has introduced some thoughtful rules To help other ladies in the House Necessitated by that louse, Abbott, and his policy on pairs. “And for the men?”  you ask.  Who cares! It is easier, remember, When … Continue reading

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Fun And Games In Canberra

It’s hard to describe the state of play On this new Parliament’s first sitting day. Both sides were playing hard,  ‘Hunt the Speaker,’ With Tony strong, Julia looking weaker. With her lead on votes whittled down to one He planned … Continue reading

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Reflections Of Alexander Downer

Mirror, mirror, here on the wall, Who is the finest of us all? Kevin Rudd is really awful! Look, he claims it is unlawful To tell our media the truth. Think!   When you’re in the polling booth Do you want … Continue reading

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Maintaining Rage

Malcom Fraser – Once you were “Kerr’s cur” And still are so for me, Notorious In Australian history For destroying Our democracy. Softer now and Old and grey, Elder statesman, All that evil Gone away? Still you represent For me … Continue reading

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Taxing Times

Admit One ticket says it all,  donated by George of http://www.flickr.com/photos As I watched Lateline last night A big fat man gave me a fright. His name they said was Palmer, Claimed he’ll be our PM’s karma. Say’s he’s got … Continue reading

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Newspoll Has Tony Abbott in a Hole

Of course we must discount this latest poll Showing Tony Abbott in a hole. His PR team need not despair, Nor weep and wail and tear their hair. The public are confused you see, They’re just the same as you … Continue reading

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The Greens – Girly-Men? Never!

Why, we all know the Greens. They’re so often seen Wearing blue jeans And eating their beans And sometimes sardines With their raw cuisine In simple canteens Set in a natural scene Which have outdoor latrines. Our television screens Show … Continue reading

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Malcolm’s Musings (with apologies to W.S.)

When in disgrace with polls and Party eyes, I all alone beweep my outcast state, Troubling Machu Pichu with my bootless cries, And Lucy cannot comfort me, sweet mate. Wishing me like to Tony, rich in hope, Could surf like … Continue reading

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