Tag Archives: TPS

JULIA!

Posted on July 27, 2013 by patriciawa

JULIA! https://www.themonthly.com.au/issue/2013/august/1375315200/chloe-hooper/road-julia-gillard J is for Julia and the Joy she gave. U is for Us, so Useless to save Labor while staying Loyal to her, In spite of our Instinct that never Again could we Australians be so proud of … Continue reading →

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Julia Gillard Is Still Standing!

Posted on June 6, 2013 by patriciawa

“Gillard Has Guts!” One paper told the truth today No matter what the others have to say. You know, about the PM being dead, Politically I mean. How often has that been said! But here she is alive and well, … Continue reading →

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Has Julie Bishop Missed Her Vocation?

Posted on June 4, 2013 by patriciawa

Julie Bishop’s glare, it is said, Could knock any man dead. We know that this power Was used to devour Two Liberal leaders. So, do avid news readers Believe it’s her eyes Or her super trim thighs Which convinced Indonesians … Continue reading →

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Joe Hockey, Less Weighty, But Still Cocky!

Posted on June 4, 2013 by patriciawa

Joe Hockey delivers his post Budget address. Photo: Andrew Meares Responding to Treasurer Swan’s Budget To journalists in Parliament’s Great Hall He seemed so anxious not to fudge it He forgot – pride comes before a fall! He spoke at … Continue reading →

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On Yer Bike, Tony!

Posted on April 28, 2013 by patriciawa

Does Tony Abbott deserve a medal, Riding on the Pollie Pedal, When what’s really in his head’ll Likely cause a major scandal? While all along the cyclists’ way The media scrum’s there every day Recording what he has to say … Continue reading →

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Julia Gillard Has a Heart of Oak!

Posted on April 1, 2013 by patriciawa

  Is this a harsh old dowager queen? The Oz says that is how she’s seen, Describing her as tough as teak, Inflexible, hard, in Newspeak. I’d say she has a heart of oak, Warm, likeable as any bloke. Often … Continue reading →

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That Damned Reclusive Liberal!

Posted on February 12, 2013 by patriciawa

We seek you here, we seek you there. We journos seek you everywhere. Crook? You can’t be! You’re never unwell! Come off it, Tony! Come out and tell! But no, you aren’t allowed out to speak Ex tempore where you’re … Continue reading →

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Mini Campaign – Product of a Mini Brain?

Posted on January 28, 2013 by patriciawa

Is this LNP mini campaign, Product of someone’s mini-brain, Planned for Abbott because Newspoll Shows him still in a big black hole With his PR team in despair, Weeping, wailing, tearing their hair? Or just another permutation Of his varied … Continue reading →

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Peta! Action Man Has A Better Plan!

Posted on January 10, 2013 by patriciawa

Toby Abbott fighting fires Gets all the photo ops his heart desires. He much prefers this kind of story To Peta’s drives for PR glory. Easier here to look ridgy didge Than storing ova in his fridge. More fun too, … Continue reading →

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Sleeping With The Enemy Does Not Pay!

Posted on December 16, 2012 by patriciawa

We learned from last week’s news in WA Sleeping with the enemy does not pay. Since two ill famed lovers’ recent parting One of them still is badly smarting. That’s clear as we hear the details from Adele Of yet … Continue reading →

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