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Tag Archives: Tony Abbott
Tony Abbott’s Policy Making Machine!
How else to break monotony With only thoughts for company? Wheels whirl out ideas for me. They roll out in a litany. How can we win a lot more votes? Keep a count on asylum boats! That’ll get lots of … Continue reading
Larvatus Prodeo Asked Bloggers Why John Howard aka Dracula Was Absent From The Campaign
Do not look here for Dracula He will not come by day again. He’s anointed our new ruler Whom he knows well will give us pain. Abbott, his political love child, He’s announced as his final choice, Despite DNA claims … Continue reading
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Tagged 01/08/10, 2010, 2010 Election, Cardinal Pell, CW, Election Campaign, John Howard, Julie Bishop, LP, Tony Abbott
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The Abbott Confers With His Bishop
“We must help the miners, Land Labor some shiners.” Julie grimaces, “Eeeuw! The CFMEU?” “No, their directors on boards! If they get fewer rewards With this new profits tax They’ll stop our kick-backs. It’s affecting their health These threats to … Continue reading
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Tagged 06/'06/10 LP, Julie Bishop, Mining Tax Protests, Tony Abbott
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Oh Yea of Little Faith!
Tony Abbott knows he’s right! Science and historical research Will not convince him, despite The climate data you all cite! From studies of the ancient church Reading holy scriptures In writings and in pictures He’s seen those images of Roman … Continue reading
Abbott Misfires – Arson Charge? – In My Dreams! .
Tony Abbott’s famous trial Created headlines mile on mile, His guilt it seems writ large, Cos arson was the charge. He’d set Waringah all aflame So he’d achieve much wide acclaim In fighting back the fire till it was dead. … Continue reading
Tony Abbott Says Virginity’s A Gift
Such fatuity and stupidity saying virginity’s a gratuity or gift. Doncher know once it’s lost by promiscuity that’s it for perpetuity! And – you’ll – go – to – Hell! You Jezebel! Upgraded 09/09/11 for Cafe Whispers. after discussion about … Continue reading
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Tagged 09/09/11, 28/01/10, CW, LP, Sexual Politics, Tony Abbott, Virginity
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Sexual Political Conundra Downunder
Sexual Politics Downunder Can be a nine day wonder Even Larvatus Prodeo Holds a raunchy rodeo. Rudd seems robotic. While Abbott’s quixotic. Julia say’s HECS Matters far more than sex. There’s hundreds of pollies. How do they get their jollies? … Continue reading
An Aussie Lad (Apologies to A.E.H)
From Mal to Tony the pref’rence turns, The Libs have made it plain, Afar and wide their hope returns, Ambitions burn again. Look left, look right, the future’s bright, As if no poll there’d been. Tony will win the day … Continue reading
Punching it out in Canberra
Ingenious and ingenuous With policies most tenuous Abbott may be strenuous But is he really strong? Rudd has heard the gong. Out he comes gloves on. Verbiage flies to left and right What a lovely bloody fight! Both men give … Continue reading
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