Tag Archives: Tony Abbott

Action Man Is For Real!

More than Tony’s wheels go spinning On his long rides for ‘charity.’ Ideas for election winning Emerge for him with clarity. Easy to see how ‘Action Man’ Thinks, as he runs and rides the surf. How he conceived his ‘Action … Continue reading

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Liberal Party Leadership Speculation

Leadership! Leadership! Where are the whips? Backbencher Liberals are licking their lips! Tony’s exploded. He can’t be reloaded. Let’s not replace him with Andrew or Mal. It’s gotta be Julie, the loyalty gal! She’s done a wonderful job Just shutting … Continue reading

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Stress & Strine For Orstraylia In These Testing Times!

You say our Julia is to blame. She’s why Oz has lost the Ashes. You commentators! You’re all the same. Looking for those headline splashes. Surely there’s a more obvious name, Why doesn’t someone grab it? The cause of all … Continue reading

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Tony Abbott’s Toxic Talk

When Abbott talks of ‘toxic’ infection, The shrinks would say that’s just projection Of his own, dark, inner reflection. Gillard, guilty of lies, deception? No!  He’s the one who needs correction! So clearly lacking circumspection In his manic drive to … Continue reading

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Questioning Times! Faith & Affirmations!

Am I alone in thinking it odd That our very sane Prime Minister Who does not believe there is a God Be asked to publicly administer Reproof to a trade union official Who believes ‘9/11’ was a conspiracy. If true, … Continue reading

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Joe Hockey, Tony Abbott’s ‘Little’ Mate!

I think the media are too kind To  Tony Abbott’s not so little mate, Suggesting he’s just disinclined To malice and therefore too straight To efficiently repeat the line The Liberals have on interest rates. Let me explain what’s on … Continue reading

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Tony Abbot Lacks Good Sense. Much Less Goodwill!

When Rob Oakeshott was ‘goodwill’ hunting, There were nods, hugs, friendly gruntings And signings of agreement by both sides Across the political divide. What happened to all that ‘goodwill?’ With Abbot does it count for nil? Breaking faith on the … Continue reading

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Mr. Rabbit Organises A Tea Party.

Mr. Murdoch is urging me To reconstruct a great party. I think he means that time Alice And I had tea at the palace. You’re telling me that was March Hare? Look at the picture!   That’s me there! Dormouse, who’s … Continue reading

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Mr. Rabbit’s Tea Party

Mr. Murdoch has encouraged me To reconstruct a once great party. I know the one he means, when Alice And me were received at the palace. Don’t try to say that was the March Hare. I’ve kept the pictures. That … Continue reading

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I Do Not Trust Abbott! Never Can!

I could not, ever, trust this louse. I would not want him in the House. I’d rather see him in a box Or ridiculed in public stocks. Yes, there he could his budgies wear And everyone could come and stare … Continue reading

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