Tag Archives: Tony Abbott

The Big Australian

Posted on June 3, 2011 by patriciawa

“Big Australian!” What a perfect name For this woman in her outsized frame! Relinquished by BHP Billeton For Gina! She’s now our gigantic one! Some in Oz have great respect for size, Particularly of wealth, which leftist eyes Might find … Continue reading →

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Doesn’t Pragmatism Begin At Home, Tony?

Posted on June 1, 2011 by patriciawa

Tony Abbott’s made it very plain. He doesn’t want a policy list, In which he thinks there’s not much gain. He’d rather be a pragmatist. This response to his one time mentor, Nick Minchin, urging sound policies Over cheap populism, … Continue reading →

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Why Such Limited News Of Our Prime Minister?

Posted on May 15, 2011 by patriciawa

Who else finds it odd, mysterious, There’s only limited news, no serious Comment, on achievements of this woman In a man they’d say were superhuman. Abroad, she was acknowledged everywhere As statesman-like. Here, no one seems to care. Journos meanwhile … Continue reading →

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Think Badly Of Malcolm? Honi Soit Qui Mal Y Pense!*

Posted on May 10, 2011 by patriciawa

So Malcolm Turnbull is hosting a post-budget conference. Who is he hoping will attend his forum on finance, Businessmen or Liberal party members? Will this help enhance His reputation, as Abbott shows too much belligerence Which, with dour Robb and … Continue reading →

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‘Don’t Come Here By Sea!’

Posted on May 9, 2011 by patriciawa

We’ve heard your stories one and all. Widow, orphan, soldier amputee, And how you strive to reach landfall Here beyond the Arafura Sea. You know that if you come by boat People smugglers charge a hefty fee; No guarantee you’ll … Continue reading →

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Who Dunnit?

Posted on May 3, 2011 by patriciawa

Seems Julia Gillard has been framed. In other words been ‘fitted up;’ That far and wide she’s been defamed, So Aussies feel they’ve been sold a pup. So who gains? Who’s in the frame For undermining our confidence? Who’s in … Continue reading →

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The Australian’s Hero!

Posted on April 27, 2011 by patriciawa

It seems some women are impressed When Tony Abbott gets undressed. Paige Taylor watched him have a swim Then wrote how Christmas Island welcomed him. He was greeted like a pop star, ‘Chatted up a blonde perched at the bar,’ … Continue reading →

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Australian Idol – Not!

Posted on April 26, 2011 by patriciawa

We women do not like it When Abbott comes on tele, Showing off that he’s so fit. The sight of his flat belly Simply makes us have to spit. Prancing on the beach all bare, Does not impress one little … Continue reading →

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Mr. Rabbit’s Doubts, Deliberations and Decisions About the Royal Wedding.

Posted on April 23, 2011 by patriciawa

Many of us here in Downunderland Living far away from the Motherland, Question the need for a royal wedding. We’ve heard too much of prenuptial bedding By this young and attractive royal pair And their ‘on again, off again’ affaire, … Continue reading →

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Even More Revolting People!

Posted on March 27, 2011 by patriciawa

Tony Abbott stands in front of an anti-Julia Gillard protest sign – ABC News Yes! Mr. Abbott did indeed appear,When, transported from across Australia,A crowd turned up to roar support and cheer.‘We’re behind ya, Tony! We won’t fail yer!’Sorry, that … Continue reading →

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