Tag Archives: Tony Abbott

No Stress or Strine at this Test for Julia!

Posted on January 5, 2012 by patriciawa

Last year they said that Julia was to blame; If she’d been there we’d have won the Ashes. Those commentators! They’re all the same, Looking for bad news and headline splashes. This year should be good for the PM’s name. There she was,  smiling and in … Continue reading →

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Tony Abbott’s Christmas Song

Posted on December 21, 2011 by patriciawa

Next weekend in Canberra, So all the papers say, Tony Abbott, Rupert’s boy, Will work on Christmas Day! Journalists and cameramen, Dare not disobey. They must record his every word, And just for normal pay. Hark how all the media … Continue reading →

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Budget Smugglers Can’t Hide A Dirty Big Black Hole.

Posted on December 6, 2011 by patriciawa

From whatever point of view one looks The Liberal Party cooked its books, Then tried to get the voters’ plaudit Pretending there’d been a public audit. Tony Abbott will not admit that’s fraud, Claims he’s honest and above board. But … Continue reading →

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Abbott, Only A Prawn In Gillard’s Game!

Posted on November 27, 2011 by patriciawa

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/opinion/photos-e6frfhqf-1226185610653?page=4 Julia Gillard, no boxer, runner or athlete, Is winning now, not just staying on her feet. And it’s ‘ironman’ Tony Abbott , who’s a Poor sport, on the ropes, a bad loser. Crying “Foul!” he shouts out a portrayal … Continue reading →

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Who’d Want Howard Back?

Posted on November 13, 2011 by patriciawa

John Howard has been Lazarus Rising, Not just once, but twice. His memoirs, Oz history revising, Have been selling in the UK, cut price. Now a crisis, most surprising, Brings him back from Blighty in a trice. The Liberal Party, … Continue reading →

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Royal Blush?

Posted on October 28, 2011 by patriciawa

Could Tony Abbott have predicted A time he’d ever be conflicted Twixt loyalties rightly his Queen’s Or Crown Casino’s poker machines? Asked that question about a year ago He would for sure have answered, “No!” But then hurt pride and … Continue reading →

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Have faith! Tony Abbott Has!

Posted on October 25, 2011 by patriciawa

Tony Abbott knows he has authority To give commands, to turn the tide of history. He can ignore advice, needn’t wait for votes. Of course he can turn back those boats! He has a sacred pledge or covenant With God. … Continue reading →

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Bloody Oath!

Posted on October 14, 2011 by patriciawa

Tony Abbott, politician, Leader of the Coalition, Once an upright man of God Has now become a lightning rod For unfair and cruel criticism About whom there’s too much cynicism. He once confessed to telling lies, Which self-disclosure has given … Continue reading →

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Pairing Pees & Queues For Members When In Parliamentary Chambers

Posted on October 11, 2011 by patriciawa

Our lovely lady PM, Jules, Has introduced some thoughtful rules To help other ladies in the House Necessitated by that louse, Abbott, and his policy on pairs. “And for the men?” you ask. Who cares! It is easier, remember, When … Continue reading →

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At Home With Tony!

Posted on October 4, 2011 by patriciawa

Fiona Katauskas in New Matilda in the interests of balance with a certain ABC comedy, to which I will not provide a link, has given us a great cartoon. But like many other cartoonists, reporters and commentators she has overlooked … Continue reading →

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