Tag Archives: Tony Abbott

Thomson’s Gazump. Or Was That A Gazelle?

http://www.leahy.com.au/leahy/view_comic.cfm?comic_id=1926 It was the Member for Dobell, Deciding he would cross the floor, Who sent Tony Abbott pell mell Running for the chamber door. Delicious irony! Farewell, Keys to The Lodge, for evermore! That’s a story pollies will tell For … Continue reading

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Yes, I do believe him………..but have doubts about her!

  I believed him, thought what he said was true. His story’s unchanged. He’s said nothing new. But the lady protests so oft, methinks, Increasingly the air around her stinks. Her stories change and are embellished In many interviews, each … Continue reading

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That Damned Abusive Liberal!

They seek him here.  They seek him there.  The media seek him everywhere.      He can’t be in heaven.  We hope he’s in hell!   That damned abusive Liberal! We seek you here, we seek you there. We journos seek you everywhere. … Continue reading

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What Is This Line Which Has Been Crossed?

The PM said that a line had been crossed. Respect for Parliament was in decline. A dark cloud over it meant much was lost. “I’ve made a judgement. And that judgement’s mine.” Journalists thought that without a doubt The Prime … Continue reading

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Tony Abbott’s Easter Address From The Opposition’s Ship Of State.

I’m Popeye the Sailor Man, I’m a big tough palooka, Who hates all gazookas………. And here is my master plan. I’ll push conservation So most of this nation Has clear new contour lines To protect precious mines. So it’s cheerio,  NBN! I’ll start it … Continue reading

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Tony Abbott! What An Arse!

“Julia Gillard’s got a big arse!” Said Germaine,  with a lack of class. The media couldn’t let that pass! Had women’s lib become a farce? Editors became quite rabid Seeking comment……. As per habit They got the nod from Tony … Continue reading

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Stop The Guns!

His Coalition colleagues say Their party boss is ‘toujours gai’ – ‘So happy’ – if he can portray Himself armed for any affray With words like guns,  shoot,  ricochet. If Tony Abbott had his way He’d mix with armed men … Continue reading

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Has Speaker Slipper A Strategy For A Surfeit of SSOs?

Reformer? Or snake in the grass? Watch Peter Slipper kicking ass, And doing it with gravitas. In Oz speak that means ‘bit o’ class.’ It isn’t just the way he’s dressed In long black gown and fancy vest. What has … Continue reading

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Shoeless in Canberra.

What a hullabaloo! Dame Julia lost her shoe, But Abbott lost the media edge And wondered what to do. Ignoring all the hullabaloo, Julia took back her shoe, Then got on with governing, Which made poor Tony spew. “I’ll make … Continue reading

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Tony Abbott’s Preferred Australia Day Award Winner

If Tony Abbott could have had his way On this very important national day He’d have had top honors set apart For a special lady, Gina Rinehart. The Big Australian, he’d choose that name! That’s no snide comment on her … Continue reading

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