Tag Archives: Tony Abbott

Running For Office

Posted on September 20, 2012 by patriciawa

Tony Abbott is running for office The highest in all the South Land As the favorite of the bosses He’s got his victory speech all planned. But his rival is proving a tough nut, Unexpectedly for a female, Metaphorically kicking … Continue reading →

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Denying The Master!

Posted on August 30, 2012 by patriciawa

Acknowledgements to Alan Moir  for permission to use his brilliant work. Though almost half a dozen years away, For Tony Abbott it’s just yesterday, When all was right in the world because John Howard was in charge of Oz. Through … Continue reading →

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Tony Abbott Would Never Sell his Arse! Would he?

Posted on August 26, 2012 by patriciawa

  The Bard himself might say that Abbott’s arse Was a worthy subject for a sonnet. Why then is it the butt of ribald farce With so much media commentary on it? It’s muscular and trim and very taut From … Continue reading →

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Tony Still Wants to Axe That Tax!

Posted on August 5, 2012 by patriciawa

  Thanks to Lindsay Foyle for the cartoon, http://newmatilda.com/ Things have changed since they passed the carbon tax, But Tony Abbott says we must still face facts. Don’t be fooled into calling it a ‘price.’ That’s Gillard pretending that it’s something … Continue reading →

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Phoney Tony – the No No Man!

Posted on July 22, 2012 by patriciawa

Thanks to Alan Moir for this inspiration but Tony the phoney is no Popeye Man Abbott’s no fighting man Like Popeye the Sailor Man. Him fight to the finish? He hasn’t demolished Even one ALP plan. He might try to … Continue reading →

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“I’ll Turn Back The Boats! I’ll Just Say N0!”

Posted on July 9, 2012 by patriciawa

Thanks Alan Moir for permission to reproduce this so apt Popeye the Sailorman cartoon. Tony Abbott knows he has authority To give commands, to turn the tide of history. He can ignore advice, needn’t wait for votes. Of course he can … Continue reading →

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Turn Back The Boats!

Posted on June 27, 2012 by patriciawa

Tony Abbott knows he has authority To give commands, to turn the tide of history. He can ignore advice, needn’t wait for votes. Of course he can turn back those boats! He has a sacred pledge or covenant With God. … Continue reading →

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Working Class Girl

Posted on June 21, 2012 by patriciawa

Hear about that ranga sheila, Fighting the big end of town? Boofhead Abbott says he’ll beat her. “No worries mate! She’ll soon lie down!” But oh no! She’s a working class girl! Raised in a working family She believes in … Continue reading →

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Why Leave The West?

Posted on June 14, 2012 by patriciawa

Young Christian Porter has come out in the west, To say that in Canberra his chances are best. His decision could bring his Premier undone ‘Cos up until now he’s been Liberal top gun. In the East the search for … Continue reading →

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The Warrior Who Won’t Lie Down And Die.

Posted on June 4, 2012 by patriciawa

“Gillard won’t lie down and die, and where there’s life, there’s fight.”   Tony Abbott who said those words, Is always looking for a fight. Now he’s at war with a woman He thinks has what is his by right. Hell bent on having … Continue reading →

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