Tag Archives: Tony Abbott

Has Julie Bishop Missed Her Vocation?

Posted on June 4, 2013 by patriciawa

Julie Bishop’s glare, it is said, Could knock any man dead. We know that this power Was used to devour Two Liberal leaders. So, do avid news readers Believe it’s her eyes Or her super trim thighs Which convinced Indonesians … Continue reading →

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Joe Hockey, Less Weighty, But Still Cocky!

Posted on June 4, 2013 by patriciawa

Joe Hockey delivers his post Budget address. Photo: Andrew Meares Responding to Treasurer Swan’s Budget To journalists in Parliament’s Great Hall He seemed so anxious not to fudge it He forgot – pride comes before a fall! He spoke at … Continue reading →

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That Damned Reclusive Liberal!

Posted on February 12, 2013 by patriciawa

We seek you here, we seek you there. We journos seek you everywhere. Crook? You can’t be! You’re never unwell! Come off it, Tony! Come out and tell! But no, you aren’t allowed out to speak Ex tempore where you’re … Continue reading →

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Mini Campaign – Product of a Mini Brain?

Posted on January 28, 2013 by patriciawa

Is this LNP mini campaign, Product of someone’s mini-brain, Planned for Abbott because Newspoll Shows him still in a big black hole With his PR team in despair, Weeping, wailing, tearing their hair? Or just another permutation Of his varied … Continue reading →

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Peta! Action Man Has A Better Plan!

Posted on January 10, 2013 by patriciawa

Toby Abbott fighting fires Gets all the photo ops his heart desires. He much prefers this kind of story To Peta’s drives for PR glory. Easier here to look ridgy didge Than storing ova in his fridge. More fun too, … Continue reading →

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He Gets a Kick from Campaign!

Posted on November 22, 2012 by patriciawa

Tony Abbott is embattled, Clearly he is very rattled. Is he about to hit the wall? ‘Friends’ and foes await his fall. His rivals pledge their loyalty To him, as if to royalty, Protesting that he is their liege While … Continue reading →

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Hitting The Wall!

Posted on November 14, 2012 by patriciawa

Tony Abbott is running for office, The highest in all the South Land. As the favorite of the bosses He has his victory speech all planned. But his rival is proving a tough nut, Unexpectedly for a female, Metaphorically kicking … Continue reading →

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Is Tony Abbott Australia’s Prime Misogynist?

Posted on October 29, 2012 by patriciawa

Misogyny Downunder Who is this fool Tony Abbott, The arch chauvinist downunder, Who’s been made toast of, ‘Welsh rabbit,’ Trying to steal la Gillard’s thunder? Thought he’d shame her but roused her anger. Which brought her fame instead, world over, … Continue reading →

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Women near and far are calling Julia!

Posted on October 21, 2012 by patriciawa

Julia Gillard’s speech is first example of the digital age where an expression of passion from a politician was rewarded with numbers that a free press can’t compete with. Picture: Kym Smith Source: The Australian We are women! From near … Continue reading →

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Alan Jones Really Is Sorry!

Posted on October 5, 2012 by patriciawa

Alan Jones is indeed ashamed, Not unrepentant as some have claimed. Is he guilty of sedition As thousands say in that petition? There are some things which are not clear. Was it his or Tony Abbott’s idea To cut that … Continue reading →

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