Tag Archives: The Pub

On Yer Bike, Tony!

Does Tony Abbott deserve a medal, Riding on the Pollie Pedal, When what’s really in his head’ll Likely cause a major scandal? While all along the cyclists’ way The media scrum’s there every day Recording what he has to say … Continue reading

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Tony Abbott Would Never Sell his Arse! Would he?

  The Bard himself might say that Abbott’s arse Was a worthy subject for a sonnet. Why then is it the butt of ribald farce With so much media commentary on it? It’s muscular and trim and very taut From … Continue reading

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“I’ll Turn Back The Boats! I’ll Just Say N0!”

Thanks Alan Moir for permission to reproduce this so apt Popeye the Sailorman cartoon. Tony Abbott knows he has authority To give commands, to turn the tide of history. He can ignore advice, needn’t wait for votes. Of course he can … Continue reading

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Asylum Seekers in Our Shopping Centres!

“They’re here!” the headlines shout. And we are too, me with my kids. So what’s all this fuss about? I look at them, they’re just like us, Except perhaps for headscarves. They’ve got no car, they came by bus. Their … Continue reading

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