Tag Archives: LP

Tony Abbott Says Virginity’s A Gift

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

Such fatuity and stupidity saying virginity’s a gratuity or gift. Doncher know once it’s lost by promiscuity that’s it for perpetuity! And – you’ll – go – to – Hell! You Jezebel! Upgraded 09/09/11 for Cafe Whispers. after discussion about … Continue reading →

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Right Rich Mal (Apologies to William Carlos Williams)

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

Never not green but holds olive branch comes right rich Mal again

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Punching it out in Canberra

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

Ingenious and ingenuous With policies most tenuous Abbott may be strenuous But is he really strong? Rudd has heard the gong. Out he comes gloves on. Verbiage flies to left and right What a lovely bloody fight! Both men give … Continue reading →

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Malcolm’s Musings (with apologies to W.S.)

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

When in disgrace with polls and Party eyes, I all alone beweep my outcast state, Troubling Machu Pichu with my bootless cries, And Lucy cannot comfort me, sweet mate. Wishing me like to Tony, rich in hope, Could surf like … Continue reading →

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The Ballad of Oz King Kev

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

King Kevin’s in Heaven and Therese is there too With a smile on her face and a wave of her hand She’s making it Rein all over Oz land, Thus leaving fire rangers with nothing to do. So Tony goes … Continue reading →

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Sexual Politics in the Liberal Party

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

Leadership! Leadership! Where are the whips? Backbencher Liberals are licking their lips! It’s gotta be Julie, the loyalty gal! She’s done a wonderful job Shucking off Brendan And Tony and snooty snob Mal! But what about Joe? Not sloppy Joe, … Continue reading →

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Vengeance is Mine sayeth the Lord

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

There was a young biker called Tony Whom Kevin approached on his pony He waggled his whip and told him to “Git! But Tony was fit and started to hit That snooty and clever dick rider Kev felt such pain … Continue reading →

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Labor Larceny

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

Everyone knows how Disraeli the Tory Stole from Gladstone the Glory. Abbott the Monk, with his Oxon degree, Knowing this hist’ry, chuckled with glee. “I’ll do the same thing downunder,’ said he. ‘I’ll pinch Labor policy ‘n there won’t be … Continue reading →

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