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Work Choices Dead?

Have those dreadful laws Truly been cremated? Abbott,  to applause, Very clearly stated On Election Eve This Act so hated, We must indeed believe, Is now just ashes. Howard has their urn. Does it comfort him, Promising return Of other … Continue reading

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Welsh Strains.

Our PM states she has no religion;. None at all, no, not even a smidgen Of faith in a God or some afterlife. Perhaps because she has seen the strife So often caused by strong belief Which leads to warfare, … Continue reading

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‘Alea Iacta Est’ – The Die Is Cast!

‘Alea iacta est.’   The die is cast. Rudd has nailed his colours to the mast. Many here are low and woebegone As he prepares to cross his Rubicon. These words, echoes of an empire past, Remind us; all passes, nothing … Continue reading

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Is Tony Abbott ‘peddling’ ideas or just recycling them?

How else to break monotony With only thoughts for company? Wheels whirl out ideas for me. They roll out in a litany. How can we win a lot more votes? Keep a count on asylum boats! That’ll get lots of … Continue reading

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Perhaps Newspapers Started Those Fires.

Was it only yesterday Andrew Bolt had this to say. ”I have inside information On Victoria’s conflagration! A woman has been named And she should be ashamed. She was seen at that location In a state of jubilation. In a … Continue reading

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On Your Bike, Tony!

Tony Abbott, revivalist, And revisionist to boot, Is revving up the Liberals With every photo shoot. I really don’t like lycra. Fluro green just makes me puke. The election is for PM not a biker. Margie! Time to press that … Continue reading

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Newspoll Has Tony Abbott in a Hole

Of course we must discount this latest poll Showing Tony Abbott in a hole. His PR team need not despair, Nor weep and wail and tear their hair. The public are confused you see, They’re just the same as you … Continue reading

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The Greens – Girly-Men? Never!

Why, we all know the Greens. They’re so often seen Wearing blue jeans And eating their beans And sometimes sardines With their raw cuisine In simple canteens Set in a natural scene Which have outdoor latrines. Our television screens Show … Continue reading

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Abbott Misfires – Arson Charge? – In My Dreams! .

Tony Abbott’s famous trial Created headlines mile on mile, His guilt it seems writ large, Cos arson was the charge. He’d set Waringah all aflame So he’d achieve much wide acclaim In fighting back the fire till it was dead. … Continue reading

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Barnaby’s Choice – Apologies to Hobson!

Barnaby, Oh Barnaby, What is it you’re gunnabe In our Shadow Ministry? Asks Tony who is Coalition One I.C. I’m giving you the choice to be Whatever it is you wannabe When we run Oz eventually. How about diplomacy?. You’d … Continue reading

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