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Tag Archives: LP
The Australian’s Hero!
It seems some women are impressed When Tony Abbott gets undressed. Paige Taylor watched him have a swim Then wrote how Christmas Island welcomed him. He was greeted like a pop star, ‘Chatted up a blonde perched at the bar,’ … Continue reading
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Tagged 27/04/11, Australian Idol - Not, Australian's Hero, Christmas Island, CW, LP, Refugees, Tony Abbott, TPS
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Liberal Party Leadership Speculation
Leadership! Leadership! Where are the whips? Backbencher Liberals are licking their lips! Tony’s exploded. He can’t be reloaded. Let’s not replace him with Andrew or Mal. It’s gotta be Julie, the loyalty gal! She’s done a wonderful job Just shutting … Continue reading
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Tagged 11/01/10, 12/11/11, 15/02/11, 27/08/12, CW, Julie Bishop, Liberal Party Leadership, LP, Poll Bludger, Tony Abbott, TPS
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Tony Abbott’s Toxic Talk
When Abbott talks of ‘toxic’ infection, The shrinks would say that’s just projection Of his own, dark, inner reflection. Gillard, guilty of lies, deception? No! He’s the one who needs correction! So clearly lacking circumspection In his manic drive to … Continue reading
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Tagged 02/10/11, 30/11/10, CW, Julia Gillard, Lies, LP, Tony Abbott
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Pees & Queues For Members When In Parliamentary Chambers?
Our lovely lady PM, Jules, Has introduced some thoughtful rules To help other ladies in the House Necessitated by that louse, Abbott, and his policy on pairs. “And for the men?” you ask. Who cares! It is easier, remember, When … Continue reading
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Tagged 30/09/10, CW, Hung Parliament, LP, Pairs, Ps&Qs, Robb Oakeshott, TPS
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Mr. Rabbit Organises A Tea Party.
Mr. Murdoch is urging me To reconstruct a great party. I think he means that time Alice And I had tea at the palace. You’re telling me that was March Hare? Look at the picture! That’s me there! Dormouse, who’s … Continue reading
Mr. Rabbit’s Tea Party
Mr. Murdoch has encouraged me To reconstruct a once great party. I know the one he means, when Alice And me were received at the palace. Don’t try to say that was the March Hare. I’ve kept the pictures. That … Continue reading
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Tagged Bo Katter, CW, Julia Gillard, LP, Rob Oakeshott, Rupert Murdoch, The Tea Party, Tony Abbott, Tony Windsor
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Reflections Of Alexander Downer
Mirror, mirror, here on the wall, Who is the finest of us all? Kevin Rudd is really awful! Look, he claims it is unlawful To tell our media the truth. Think! When you’re in the polling booth Do you want … Continue reading
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Tagged 02/08/10, Alexander Downer, AWB, CW, Kevin Rudd, LP, TPS
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Larvatus Prodeo Asked Bloggers Why John Howard aka Dracula Was Absent From The Campaign
Do not look here for Dracula He will not come by day again. He’s anointed our new ruler Whom he knows well will give us pain. Abbott, his political love child, He’s announced as his final choice, Despite DNA claims … Continue reading
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Tagged 01/08/10, 2010, 2010 Election, Cardinal Pell, CW, Election Campaign, John Howard, Julie Bishop, LP, Tony Abbott
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