Tag Archives: Julie Bishop

Has Julie Bishop Missed Her Vocation?

Posted on June 4, 2013 by patriciawa

Julie Bishop’s glare, it is said, Could knock any man dead. We know that this power Was used to devour Two Liberal leaders. So, do avid news readers Believe it’s her eyes Or her super trim thighs Which convinced Indonesians … Continue reading →

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Liberal Party Leadership Speculation

Posted on March 13, 2011 by patriciawa

Leadership! Leadership! Where are the whips? Backbencher Liberals are licking their lips! Tony’s exploded. He can’t be reloaded. Let’s not replace him with Andrew or Mal. It’s gotta be Julie, the loyalty gal! She’s done a wonderful job Just shutting … Continue reading →

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Julie Bishop’s New Career

Posted on March 12, 2011 by patriciawa

Julie Bishop seems born to be A latter day Mata Hari. She’s in the wrong vocation In that Canberra location. Just look at those eyes! Someone should advise Her to don the burqa, Become an undercover worker. Yes! She could … Continue reading →

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Caveat Tony! Watch Julie!

Posted on March 11, 2011 by patriciawa

Julie Bishop’s glare, it is said, Could, for sure, knock any man dead. We have noticed that this power Has to date been used to devour Her two Liberal party leaders. So, ask we avid news readers, Were these potential … Continue reading →

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Larvatus Prodeo Asked Bloggers Why John Howard aka Dracula Was Absent From The Campaign

Posted on March 11, 2011 by patriciawa

Do not look here for Dracula He will not come by day again. He’s anointed our new ruler Whom he knows well will give us pain. Abbott, his political love child, He’s announced as his final choice, Despite DNA claims … Continue reading →

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The Abbott Confers With His Bishop

Posted on March 10, 2011 by patriciawa

“We must help the miners, Land Labor some shiners.” Julie grimaces, “Eeeuw! The CFMEU?” “No, their directors on boards! If they get fewer rewards With this new profits tax They’ll stop our kick-backs. It’s affecting their health These threats to … Continue reading →

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Julie Bishop – Special Envoy to the Middle East

Posted on March 10, 2011 by patriciawa

Julie Bishop seems born to be A latter day Mata Hari. She’s in the wrong vocation In that Canberra location. Just look at those eyes. Someone should advise Her to don the burqa, Become an undercover worker. If she were … Continue reading →

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Malcolm’s Musings (with apologies to W.S.)

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

When in disgrace with polls and Party eyes, I all alone beweep my outcast state, Troubling Machu Pichu with my bootless cries, And Lucy cannot comfort me, sweet mate. Wishing me like to Tony, rich in hope, Could surf like … Continue reading →

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Sexual Politics in the Liberal Party

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

Leadership! Leadership! Where are the whips? Backbencher Liberals are licking their lips! It’s gotta be Julie, the loyalty gal! She’s done a wonderful job Shucking off Brendan And Tony and snooty snob Mal! But what about Joe? Not sloppy Joe, … Continue reading →

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