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Joe Hockey, Tony Abbott’s ‘Little’ Mate!

I think the media are too kind To  Tony Abbott’s not so little mate, Suggesting he’s just disinclined To malice and therefore too straight To efficiently repeat the line The Liberals have on interest rates. Let me explain what’s on … Continue reading

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Areopagitica – John Milton’s Cry For Freedom Of the Press!

‘True Liberty Is When Free-born Men Speak Free!’ Those few words above Paraphrase what’s best In Milton’s Areopagitica. Crying freedom for the press In 17th century England Against monarchy’s excess, His tract was a mighty weapon In democracy’s progress. Modern … Continue reading

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Tony Abbott As Mamil

I woke up this morning feeling brain dead, With no inspiration,  not even a shred. Why did I ever dream up this thread? My favorite colour has always been pink! Connect it with Abbott?   I must need a shrink! So … Continue reading

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Pees & Queues For Members When In Parliamentary Chambers?

Our lovely lady PM, Jules, Has introduced some thoughtful rules To help other ladies in the House Necessitated by that louse, Abbott, and his policy on pairs. “And for the men?”  you ask.  Who cares! It is easier, remember, When … Continue reading

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Fun And Games In Canberra

It’s hard to describe the state of play On this new Parliament’s first sitting day. Both sides were playing hard,  ‘Hunt the Speaker,’ With Tony strong, Julia looking weaker. With her lead on votes whittled down to one He planned … Continue reading

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Tony Abbot Lacks Good Sense. Much Less Goodwill!

When Rob Oakeshott was ‘goodwill’ hunting, There were nods, hugs, friendly gruntings And signings of agreement by both sides Across the political divide. What happened to all that ‘goodwill?’ With Abbot does it count for nil? Breaking faith on the … Continue reading

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Caveat Tony! Watch Julie!

Julie Bishop’s glare, it is said, Could, for sure, knock any man dead. We have noticed that this power Has to date been used to devour Her two Liberal party leaders. So, ask we avid news readers, Were these potential … Continue reading

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Mr. Rabbit Organises A Tea Party.

Mr. Murdoch is urging me To reconstruct a great party. I think he means that time Alice And I had tea at the palace. You’re telling me that was March Hare? Look at the picture!   That’s me there! Dormouse, who’s … Continue reading

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Mr. Rabbit’s Tea Party

Mr. Murdoch has encouraged me To reconstruct a once great party. I know the one he means, when Alice And me were received at the palace. Don’t try to say that was the March Hare. I’ve kept the pictures. That … Continue reading

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Tony Abbott’s Policy Making Machine!

How else to break monotony With only thoughts for company? Wheels whirl out ideas for me. They roll out in a litany. How can we win a lot more votes? Keep a count on asylum boats! That’ll get lots of … Continue reading

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