Tag Archives: CW

Showering With A Friend?

Is it really such a good idea, Saving water, showering with a friend? My experience, over many a year, Are its dangers. If you have to bend For soap and so expose your rear, The other party may well extend, Not … Continue reading

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Liberal Party Leadership Speculation

Leadership! Leadership! Where are the whips? Backbencher Liberals are licking their lips! Tony’s exploded. He can’t be reloaded. Let’s not replace him with Andrew or Mal. It’s gotta be Julie, the loyalty gal! She’s done a wonderful job Just shutting … Continue reading

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Julia, Hard Head, But Not Heart Dead.

Wrongly described as a ‘hard head’ Our PM is far from heart dead. Julia Gillard so often showed Genuine grief that her tears have flowed. She’s forthright, strong and no fibber Stand-out model for any Libber. Trace her career; right … Continue reading

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Stress & Strine For Orstraylia In These Testing Times!

You say our Julia is to blame. She’s why Oz has lost the Ashes. You commentators! You’re all the same. Looking for those headline splashes. Surely there’s a more obvious name, Why doesn’t someone grab it? The cause of all … Continue reading

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Tony Abbott’s Toxic Talk

When Abbott talks of ‘toxic’ infection, The shrinks would say that’s just projection Of his own, dark, inner reflection. Gillard, guilty of lies, deception? No!  He’s the one who needs correction! So clearly lacking circumspection In his manic drive to … Continue reading

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Maintaining Rage

Malcom Fraser – Once you were “Kerr’s cur” And still are so for me, Notorious In Australian history For destroying Our democracy. Softer now and Old and grey, Elder statesman, All that evil Gone away? Still you represent For me … Continue reading

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News Ltd Defends Its Proprietor

What’s this talk of media bias? We at News are honest, pious, We meet our readership’s desires. Yes, some are climate change deniers. That’s why Greenies, fans of Gaia’s, Sneer as if we were pariahs! Pacifists who promote ceasefires Say … Continue reading

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Nick Minchin’s “Truth”

We hear Senator Nick Minchin, One time Liberal party linchpin, Retiring now, long in the tooth, At last thinks he must tell the truth About his doubts and what he saw As Howard took Oz into war. In politics timing … Continue reading

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John and Peter Together Again! Isn’t This Rich?

(Apologies To Mr. Sondheim – Just keep humming when this misses the beat.) Isn’t this rich? Aren’t they a pair? John here at last on open ground, With Peter out there. Both looking like clowns. Isn’t this bliss? Old mates … Continue reading

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Questioning Times! Faith & Affirmations!

Am I alone in thinking it odd That our very sane Prime Minister Who does not believe there is a God Be asked to publicly administer Reproof to a trade union official Who believes ‘9/11’ was a conspiracy. If true, … Continue reading

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