Tag Archives: CW

The Australian’s Hero!

Posted on April 27, 2011 by patriciawa

It seems some women are impressed When Tony Abbott gets undressed. Paige Taylor watched him have a swim Then wrote how Christmas Island welcomed him. He was greeted like a pop star, ‘Chatted up a blonde perched at the bar,’ … Continue reading →

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Australian Idol – Not!

Posted on April 26, 2011 by patriciawa

We women do not like it When Abbott comes on tele, Showing off that he’s so fit. The sight of his flat belly Simply makes us have to spit. Prancing on the beach all bare, Does not impress one little … Continue reading →

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Mr. Rabbit’s Doubts, Deliberations and Decisions About the Royal Wedding.

Posted on April 23, 2011 by patriciawa

Many of us here in Downunderland Living far away from the Motherland, Question the need for a royal wedding. We’ve heard too much of prenuptial bedding By this young and attractive royal pair And their ‘on again, off again’ affaire, … Continue reading →

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Hardly A Nationals’ Anthem

Posted on April 19, 2011 by patriciawa

Australian lefties all rejoiced! There once was Barnaby As Shadow Finance Minister Whose one and one made three! Queensland had given such a gift, A talent rich and rare. No need to rage, at every stage Their Barnaby was there! … Continue reading →

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What Can Our PM Do That’s Right?

Posted on April 19, 2011 by patriciawa

Just read what all the papers say. Australians wish she’d go away. Her ear lobes dangle far too low She speaks like us and much too slow. She’s a ranga too,  red headed. What d’you mean,  she’s level headed? Yet,  … Continue reading →

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A Heavy Duty?

Posted on April 8, 2011 by patriciawa

Polliepomes has had a formal complaint. Their post on Gina had a sexist taint. To list her among Australia’s beauties Ignored a weightier issue – Death Duties! This lady, clearly of substantial means, Would be an easy target for the … Continue reading →

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The Rehabilitation Of Kevin The Terrible of Australia

Posted on April 5, 2011 by patriciawa

Rather less then a year ago Our Australian media had judged That Kevin Rudd had sinned. He was undone because found out. Their view, broadcast far and wide, Showed him unfit for public office. He was once seen in a … Continue reading →

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‘A Picture Speaks A Thousand Words’

Posted on March 29, 2011 by patriciawa

’Over four thousand years ago Wise Chinese rulers seemed to know An image outweighs any word. So often has that truth been heard An experienced politician Always looks for that position Which shows his most attractive side; Smiling, friendly, nothing … Continue reading →

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Even More Revolting People!

Posted on March 27, 2011 by patriciawa

Tony Abbott stands in front of an anti-Julia Gillard protest sign – ABC News Yes! Mr. Abbott did indeed appear,When, transported from across Australia,A crowd turned up to roar support and cheer.‘We’re behind ya, Tony! We won’t fail yer!’Sorry, that … Continue reading →

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Tony Abbott Is Revolting!

Posted on March 13, 2011 by patriciawa

I heard him telling Andrew Bolt. Interesting what he had to say. He’s organising a great big revolt. Every month, every week, every day. They’re going to march on Canberra. They want us all to join with them To fight … Continue reading →

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