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Thomson’s Gazump. Or Was That A Gazelle?

http://www.leahy.com.au/leahy/view_comic.cfm?comic_id=1926 It was the Member for Dobell, Deciding he would cross the floor, Who sent Tony Abbott pell mell Running for the chamber door. Delicious irony! Farewell, Keys to The Lodge, for evermore! That’s a story pollies will tell For … Continue reading

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Good News For Oz, Bad News For Tony

http://images.smh.com.au/2012/05/28/3330397/Petty_cartoon2-620×0.jpg Here’s good news that’s not been aired. Of anywhere to live Oz is now the best. An OECD Report’s declared Australia beats Norway and U.S. Would you believe our personal wealth Of all the world’s amongst the highest, Plus … Continue reading

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Yes, I do believe him………..but have doubts about her!

  I believed him, thought what he said was true. His story’s unchanged. He’s said nothing new. But the lady protests so oft, methinks, Increasingly the air around her stinks. Her stories change and are embellished In many interviews, each … Continue reading

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“I Don’t Believe Him! Do You? He’s Guilty!”

“No, I don’t believe him!” said Reverend Tim, As if weight of judgement lay with him. Thousands watching shared his thought, Nationwide jury in a kangaroo court. Outrage required a penalty paid, To be decided once a charge was laid. … Continue reading

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That Damned Abusive Liberal!

They seek him here.  They seek him there.  The media seek him everywhere.      He can’t be in heaven.  We hope he’s in hell!   That damned abusive Liberal! We seek you here, we seek you there. We journos seek you everywhere. … Continue reading

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What Is This Line Which Has Been Crossed?

The PM said that a line had been crossed. Respect for Parliament was in decline. A dark cloud over it meant much was lost. “I’ve made a judgement. And that judgement’s mine.” Journalists thought that without a doubt The Prime … Continue reading

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The End Of The Age Of Enlightenment

Joe Hockey travelled to London, To make his declaration That it was time to turn the page, And bring to an end the age Of what he called Entitlement. You may well ask why didn’t he Announce it in North … Continue reading

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Tony Abbott Defends His Magic Pudding Budget Plan

Tony Abbott has been brooding! His budget plan’s been dissed! He can’t see why! He’d billed it as a Magic Pudding! Claims it’s better than Labor’s flat square pie! “I’ll safely manage Oz finances. My team Catholic,  church-going,  good! With … Continue reading

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Tony Abbott! What An Arse!

“Julia Gillard’s got a big arse!” Said Germaine,  with a lack of class. The media couldn’t let that pass! Had women’s lib become a farce? Editors became quite rabid Seeking comment……. As per habit They got the nod from Tony … Continue reading

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Barnaby Barmy? Surely That’s Not Fair!

Barnaby barmy? That’s unfair!                                                                         … Continue reading

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