Tag Archives: CW

“Insiders” At It Again!

Posted on March 11, 2011 by patriciawa

We’re told by press ‘Insiders’ From all the news providers That the Labor brand’s been trashed. Their electoral hopes are dashed. That’s what all the papers say. Can it really be that way? Has our banking system failed? Our economy … Continue reading →

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Reflections Of Alexander Downer

Posted on March 11, 2011 by patriciawa

Mirror, mirror, here on the wall, Who is the finest of us all? Kevin Rudd is really awful! Look, he claims it is unlawful To tell our media the truth. Think!   When you’re in the polling booth Do you want … Continue reading →

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Larvatus Prodeo Asked Bloggers Why John Howard aka Dracula Was Absent From The Campaign

Posted on March 11, 2011 by patriciawa

Do not look here for Dracula He will not come by day again. He’s anointed our new ruler Whom he knows well will give us pain. Abbott, his political love child, He’s announced as his final choice, Despite DNA claims … Continue reading →

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Work Choices Dead?

Posted on March 11, 2011 by patriciawa

Have those dreadful laws Truly been cremated? Abbott,  to applause, Very clearly stated On Election Eve This Act so hated, We must indeed believe, Is now just ashes. Howard has their urn. Does it comfort him, Promising return Of other … Continue reading →

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Is Tony Abbott ‘peddling’ ideas or just recycling them?

Posted on March 10, 2011 by patriciawa

How else to break monotony With only thoughts for company? Wheels whirl out ideas for me. They roll out in a litany. How can we win a lot more votes? Keep a count on asylum boats! That’ll get lots of … Continue reading →

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On Your Bike, Tony!

Posted on March 10, 2011 by patriciawa

Tony Abbott, revivalist, And revisionist to boot, Is revving up the Liberals With every photo shoot. I really don’t like lycra. Fluro green just makes me puke. The election is for PM not a biker. Margie! Time to press that … Continue reading →

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Newspoll Has Tony Abbott in a Hole

Posted on March 10, 2011 by patriciawa

Of course we must discount this latest poll Showing Tony Abbott in a hole. His PR team need not despair, Nor weep and wail and tear their hair. The public are confused you see, They’re just the same as you … Continue reading →

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Abbott Misfires – Arson Charge? – In My Dreams! .

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

Tony Abbott’s famous trial Created headlines mile on mile, His guilt it seems writ large, Cos arson was the charge. He’d set Waringah all aflame So he’d achieve much wide acclaim In fighting back the fire till it was dead. … Continue reading →

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Tony Abbott Says Virginity’s A Gift

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

Such fatuity and stupidity saying virginity’s a gratuity or gift. Doncher know once it’s lost by promiscuity that’s it for perpetuity! And – you’ll – go – to – Hell! You Jezebel! Upgraded 09/09/11 for Cafe Whispers. after discussion about … Continue reading →

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Sexual Politics in the Liberal Party

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

Leadership! Leadership! Where are the whips? Backbencher Liberals are licking their lips! It’s gotta be Julie, the loyalty gal! She’s done a wonderful job Shucking off Brendan And Tony and snooty snob Mal! But what about Joe? Not sloppy Joe, … Continue reading →

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