The Coalition is resurging
Now Tony’s out there urging
Young women to stop merging
“With anyone like me!”
Yes, Coalition hopes are surging
With the Manly member urging
“Australians all, come surfing.
You’ll all be Right, you’ll see!”
With Coalition plans converging
Big business cash is splurging
These new policies emerging
Appeal enormously.
Yes, Coalition is resurging
Supreme with no diverging
Now they’ve done their purging
Of Malcolm’s heresy
Such fatuity
and stupidity
saying virginity’s
a gratuity
or gift.
Doncher know
once it’s lost
by promiscuity
that’s it
for perpetuity!
And – you’ll – go – to – Hell!
You Jezebel!
Upgraded 09/09/11 for Cafe Whispers. after discussion about Tony Abbott’s values re family and his attitudes towards women.
Virginity’s A Gift?
What fatuity
saying virginity’s
a gratuity
or gift!
If you listen
To him carefully
You’ll really
Get his drift.
Once it’s lost
by promiscuity
that’s it
for perpetuity!
And you’ll go to Hell!
You Jezebel!
What I’d advise
Is ‘Girls, be wise!
Don’t listen to
The master’s voice.
Enjoy yourself,
But remember,
Virginity’s your choice!’
COMMENTS
Min, 09/09/11 Oh, the irony!
Jane, 09/09/11 Patricia, loved the pome.
Sexual Politics Downunder
Can be a nine day wonder
Even Larvatus Prodeo
Holds a raunchy rodeo.
Rudd seems robotic.
While Abbott’s quixotic.
Julia say’s HECS
Matters far more than sex.
There’s hundreds of pollies.
How do they get their jollies?
Does Nicola Roxon
Keep even her socks on?
Does Barnaby Joyce
Ever get any choice?
Bob Brown as we know
Gives the other a go.
Julie’s glare it is said
Will knock any man dead.
Does Iron Bar Tuckey
Ever get lucky?
Does poor Warren Truss
Get the occasional buss?
Sophie Mirabella
Is herself a novella
And why does that Conroy
Think the web’s just a sex toy?
Etcetera ad infinitum……….
COMMENTS:
Sue, 25/04/12, patriciawa, time to add a few verses!!
Patriciawa, 25/04/12, I’ve been wondering how to deal with Slippergate!
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Never
not
green
but
holds
olive
branch
comes
right
rich
Mal
again
From Mal to Tony the pref’rence turns,
The Libs have made it plain,
Afar and wide their hope returns,
Ambitions burn again.
Look left, look right, the future’s bright,
As if no poll there’d been.
Tony will win the day and plight
His troth to save the Queen.
Now, when the flames of climate change
Burn Australian bush and sod,
Lads, remember Cath’lic friends of his
Will intercede with God.
Good girls who know their place a’right,
Whose mothers bred them brave
Enough to serve yet not to fight
High office they’ll not crave.
Headlines in Asia, web comments show,
Everywhere tis said,
Tone’s Clancy of the Overflow:
Nationals’ pride no longer dead.
Barnaby takes the fight to country towns
Afar and wide he tours,
And fires the beacons up and down
Denouncing Labor’s evil laws.
“God save the Queen” the Liberals sing,
From East to West ’tis heard;
Maybe William should be king.
That’s also on the cards.
Policies can change, fear not!
We’ll be again the men we’ve been.
The party now in Tony’s got
A leader like you’ve never seen!
COMMENTS:
Casey, 18/01/10, Patricia well done, well done again.
Gather ye rosebuds while ye may
‘Cos Tony’s out there trying
And these good polls you have today
Tomorrow may be diving.
Ingenious and ingenuous
With policies most tenuous
Abbott may be strenuous
But is he really strong?
Rudd has heard the gong.
Out he comes gloves on.
Verbiage flies to left and right
What a lovely bloody fight!
Both men give it all their might
And as we say their main.
Tony, was it really worth the pain?
Since Kevin’s won and long will Rein.
King Kevin’s in Heaven and Therese is there too
With a smile on her face and a wave of her hand
She’s making it Rein all over Oz land,
Thus leaving fire rangers with nothing to do.
So Tony goes biking then surfing instead
Of fire fighting which gives him more cred.
Well that’s what bossy Nick Minchin has said.
But down at the beach Malingerer’s there
With fistfuls of dollars he’s happy to share.
So no one wants Tony no matter how bare.
Later sloppy old Joe comes ambling along.
Tony says “let’s do a show with a jig and a song”
The crowd gets excited.
Bronzed Tony’s delighted.
He flexes his muscles and dances and shuffles.
Get ‘em off, Joe, he whispers we’re winning.
He doesn’t know trouble is only beginning.
Cos Joe’s a team player and does as he’s told
He gets off his gear and he dances real bold.
Tony show pony he should’ve known
How ugly not snuggly
Budgy smugglers can be
And should never be shown.
The crowd goes so wild
With booing and hooting
Aah! Then there’s the shooting!
Bang!
Joe lies there cold.
He’ll never grow old.
He should’ve listened to John
Who said “I’m the one!”
He was right. They were wrong.
Kevin’s in Heaven
There’s plenty of Rein
The farmers are voting for Labor again.
Leadership! Leadership!
Where are the whips?
Backbencher Liberals are licking their lips!
It’s gotta be Julie, the loyalty gal!
She’s done a wonderful job
Shucking off Brendan
And Tony and snooty snob Mal!
But what about Joe?
Not sloppy Joe, no we can’t have him!
Let’s go for Julie,
She’s snake-eyed and slim!
And a woman is better to clean up this mess.
The man we’ll choose after is anyone’s guess.
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