Beware Political Weathervanes!

Especially politicians
Who live here in Downunderland
Where a Rainbow Coalition
Like something out of Wonderland
Has miraculously appeared.
Its members of such quality
Spirits rose, the people cheered.
This ‘kinder, gentler polity’
Than this nation’s usual habit
Had been recently suggested
By one leader, Mr. Rabbit.
Now strangely he has protested
Such politics consensual
Are not appropriate in Oz.
Now it seems it is essential
To change his earlier view because
He feels his generosity
To some had clearly been abused.
So now he’s all ferocity;
Angry his offer was refused.

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Julia’s Opportunity – IF Mr. Kipling Had Only Known Her!

If you can talk with crowds and show your virtue,
Walk with the mighty, keep the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all can access you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of good work done,
Australia’s yours and everyone that’s in it
Will say, “With her, a bright new era was begun!”

Nasking 09/09/2010 Patricia, apt adaptation of Kipling’s poem.

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Australian Politics So Bitterly Partisan Sexistm Is Not An Issue?

Perhaps it’s a mark of Julia’s success
That nowhere has there been much mention
On broadcast media or national press
About this remarkable ascension
To power of a brilliant woman,
Achieved by overcoming challenges
With skilled resolve near superhuman.
Discussion on how she now manages
Her House majority so slender
Somehow makes seem an irrelevance
The vital issue her of gender,
Once thought of such historical significance.

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Tony Abbott’s Thoughts On The Day Of Decision

D Day is upon us soon.
Could be tomorrow morning,
Perhaps the afternoon.
Will it bring a dawning
Of new light upon the hill?
Or, listen to my warning –
Every kind of ill.

I have an awful sense of doom
If I am not the chosen one.
The wattle will lose its bloom.
Dark clouds will hide the sun
Birds will no more sing
And Oz will be undone
If I am not made king.

But, if all goes well
And sanity prevails
Illegals will be put in cells.
I’ll build bigger jails.
Don’t worry I’m not good at sums.
If I win and Labor fails.
I’ll do fine with rule of thumb.

POSTSCRIPTS

Overnight I had serious Doubts that the Red Queen will indeed prevail. How could I have forgotten that Windsor is possibly a Dyed in the Wool Blue Caterpillar, that Oakeshott can be a real Dodo and of course that Katter is Demented? No wonder I’m so up and Down. These lines reflect my feelings, I think

Will Mr. Rabbit’s D Day Be A Dreadful Day for Oz?

D Day could be a Dreadful Day.
Our hopes could all be turned about
With that Decision either way
We could well win or suffer rout.
Mr. Rabbit gives Dire warnings
Dastardly things await us all.
Dark the sun and gone its Dawnings,
If the inDependents make their call
Not him, but that Devilish Red Queen.
Dammit! To a woman offer
Power! The thought itself’s unclean.
It’s Despicable, quite improper!
We, of course would be Delirious.
Delicious! He’d come a cropper!
We’d love to hear an imperious
Voice Demand, “Off with his head!
All his kind too! Detain! Arrest!”
Mr. Rabbit’s clan all now dead?
Downunderland’s Delighted.

Understand this is not because
Death for Demagogues is thought best
Or just. It’s simply that now Oz
Would be rid of a long Destructive pest.

The result of course was

Mr. Rabbit’s Dreadful Day!

For him it’s been a Dreadful Day.
His hopes have all been turned about.
That Decision didn’t go his way.
The Red Queen won without a Doubt.
Despite Mr. Rabbit’s warnings
Of Direful things awaiting all,
After considerable brain storming
Two independents made the call
Not for Mr. Rabbit, not him!
Would you believe, they pointed at her!
How could two grown men be so Dim?
Why not vote with the Mad Hatter?
Now her court is quite Delirious.
At last Rabbit’s come a cropper!
When will they hear that imperious
Voice command, “Off with his head!
All his kind too! Detain! Arrest!”
His fertile breed will soon be Dead?
Surely not in Downunder Oz?
Though, of course, we do have that test
For elimination, because
The  Rabbit is a known Destructive pest!

Post – Post script to this written on April 6, 2011

April 5, 2011 at 11:30 pm (Edit)

Re reading these I remembered a Delicious thought I had at that time.   If kingmaking was the name of the game surely our Red Queen even with only provisional powers could simply cry “Off with his head!”

Four simple words – “Off with his head!
That’s what the Red Queen should’ve said.
But then there’d be a hullabaloo.
The media know she loves rabbit stew!

COMMENTS

Miglo,     07/09/10,      I’m trying to write something as a follow-up to Patricia’s great poems. But I’m just lost for words.

Cheryl Rourke,    07/09/10,    An inspirational post dear Patricia

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Canberra Quadrille!

Can’t you work a whole lot faster?” said Mr. Rabbit to poor Robb.
“I’ve got Wilkie waiting outside. Find a billion for his mob!
Independents too are watching, please make sure they get the same.
No dance this. Nor the pokies. There are high stakes in this card game.
Wilkie, will you? Wilkie won’t you? Come on play the game!
You’re reneging, Wilkie? That’s not how to play the game!”

Now he’s talking to Rob Oakeshott, making sure he clearly sees
The rule of play to tow back boats is not cruel to refugees.
Then he hears the cry, “Too harsh. Too harsh! This is a national shame!
No thank you, Mr. Rabbit, but I cannot join your game.
Could not, should not…..almost surely I won’t play that game.
Should not, might not…. pretty certain I can’t play that game.”

Now mad Bob Katter’s wish list puts Queensland on the map!
Mr. Rabbit nods, “Great! Thinks, like me, that climate change is crap! “
But mate, Kev, advises Bob he’ll win more playing with that dame.
So he hasn’t made a contract and he’s yet to join the game.
Says he should not, might not, may not join the other game.
Though he might not, but he still could, join the other game.

Cards are on the table now. One man yet to show his hand.
Windsor, honest and much respected throughout Downunderland.
High repute, Mr. Rabbit thinks, enhanced by that royal name.
Oakshott, could not? Katter may not? Windsor’s surely game!
No deal yet done. No play yet won. Still, he makes his claim.
Could nots, should nots, would nots, to him they are all the same.
Mr. Rabbit can not, will not, admit – that no one really wants to play his game.

NOTES:     Quadrille is a card game for four players in which all cards are dealt and the winner of the bidding selects a partner by calling a King…………….I didn’t develop the idea of the winner calling a (Red) Queen instead, which had potential.

But she could figure even more deliciously in that other Quadrille, a dance, and one which Lewis Carroll satirised in his Alice in Wonderland  and which seemed to me so adaptable for use down here in Downunderland with our own Mr. Rabbit playing such a central role as well as the Red Queen!

“Will you walk a little faster?” said a whiting to a snail,
“There’s a porpoise close behind us, and he’s treading on my tail.
See how eagerly the lobsters and the turtles all advance!
They are waiting on the shingle – will you come and join the dance?
Will you, won’t you, will you, won’t you, will you join the dance?
Will you, won’t you, will you, won’t you, won’t you join the dance?

“You can really have no notion how delightful it will be
When they take us up and throw us, with the lobsters, out to sea!”
But the snail replied “Too far, too far!” and gave a look askance —
Said he thanked the whiting kindly, but he would not join the dance.
Would not, could not, would not, could not, would not join the dance.
Would not, could not, would not, could not, could not join the dance…………

This was entered on the new site here in March, 2011, but was obviously composed at the time of Rob Oakeshott, Tony Windsor et al negotiating ‘contracts’  to enable the ALP to form government with the Red Queen, as it were .  A year later you can see how these two gentlemen,  a Green MHR and other independents helped keep our democracy safe.

https://polliepomes.wordpress.com/2011/08/28/canberra-quadrille-retrospective/

COMMENTS:

Min,   04/08/10,     Patricia..wonderful! This is what is lacking in society these days I think. where are the poets, where goeth the ABC that one used to be able to rely on for irony.

TB Queensland,      04/08/10,    Just spotted this! Heheeee! Bloody brilliant!!!

joni,      04/08/10,      Amazingly good…. standing ovation from this blogocrat.

TB Queensland,     04/08/10,    and what a fabulous title! That is clever Patricia, very clever!

Kevin Rennie,      04/08/10,     Patricia! Gems!

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Malice In Downunderland

Mr. Rabbit of Downunderland
Thought he was in Wonderland.
Together with White Queen Julie
They both thought that truly, ruly
They could be restored to power.
He stood acclaimed, man of the hour.
But then Windsor Caterpillar,
Famous Jaberwocky killer,
Cheated Mr. Rabbit of his goal,
Throwing him in a big black hole
With Tweedledum and Tweedledee
a.k.a. Robb and Joe Hockey.
Dodo Oakeshott and Mad Bob Katter
Also sought answers on another matter.
That’s when Mr. Rabbit’s failure
Meant Red Queen Julia now rules Australia.

NOTES,             I revised this on 07/06/12,   in response to comments at the Poll Bludger and an interchange between Lynchpin and Poroti the songs about Working Class Man and I Come From the Land Downunder.

Mr. Rabbit of Downunderland
Thought he was in Wonderland.
Together with White Queen Julie
They both thought that truly, ruly
They could be restored to power.
He stood acclaimed, man of the hour.
But now Windsor Caterpillar,
Famous Jaberwocky killer,
Cheats our Mr. Rabbit of his goal,
Throwing him in a big black hole
With Tweedledum and Tweedledee
a.k.a. Robb and Joe Hockey.
Dodo Oakeshott and Mad Bob Katter
Want answers on another matter.
Looks like Mr. Rabbit’s failure
Means Red Queen Julia rules Australia.

COMMENTS: 

Lynchpin,     07/06/12,    PatriciaWA, does your excellent poem fit to any music that you are aware of?

Patriciawa,    07/06/12,     Lynchpin and Poroti, Just shows how one should always Refresh before Clicking!    I will be in touch anyway at Lynchpin Recording Studios! Wow!   Just seen your query 5018 No, I have never consciously tried to adapt a song. Though some tradional tunes and rhythms do run through one’s mind all the time, I guess.   I’ll have a look to see if there is anything remotely attributable or recognisable in my other stuff.   I’m no music buff, but Jimmy Barnes and Bruce Springsteen this morning and the words of those songs really stirred me up. Wouldn’t it be great to do something even remotely as good as that.

 

 

 

Yaz,     02/09/2010 Patricia, Love your work. Not enough poetry in politics these days. Perhaps we should have parliamentary question time in compulsory rhyming couplets, to make it more interesting.

Miglo,     02/09/2010 Love the pome, Patricia. Lol. Did Tony Abbott help you write it?

Tom R,     02/09/2010 lol Patricia I read your post earlier this morning over at LP, and loved the Jaberwocky reference. This whole election campaign has been such a farce that even Alice wouldn’t believe it! Malice in Downunderland indeed!

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Action Man Turns Numbers Man!

Tony Abbot says it’s not hard
To prove he’s ousted La Gillard.
“All ways the numbers clearly say
The ALP have had their day!”
Early he claimed his victory
Rejecting contradictory
Evidence that Australian votes
Were not all pro his “Stop the Boats!”
Before all counting was quite done
He argued that his team had won.
First because he had one more seat.
When that was changed to a dead heat,
Dealing with three Independents
Meant Nationals lost ascendance.
Still vote count by the AEC
Showed Coalition primary
To be near forty four per cent!
That reinforced his argument
Australians voted him to be
PM by clear majority!
Labor with quite a few points less
Have now denied him that success.
Their firm agreement with the Greens
Makes Tony now a ‘might’ve been.’
Fifty per cent of primary votes,
Indifferent to his talk of boats.
Why can’t he accept his failure
And this win for a clean Australia.
His accounting gives us PM Gillard.
He’s hoist by the numbers, his own pétard!

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Rub-A-Dub-Dub…….Three Men At The Hub.

Rub-a-dub-dub,
Three men at the hub
To decide who the PM will be?
Windsor? Oakshott,? and Katter
Who’s as mad as hatter?
Who are they to be judging me?

Rub a-dub-dub.
Now here is the nub –
My accounts are clean as can be.
Please trust Hockey and Robb
Who have done a good job
Our audit reports all agree.

Rub-a-dub-dub,
We’re not in the scrub.
Right now we’re on national TV.
You can say what you like –
I’ll just get on my bike
The cameras will soon follow me.

Rub-a-dub-dub,
You won’t join my club?
Haven’t you been listening to me?
You think I’m a failure?
I can’t rule Australia?
You’re going to vote Julia, not me?

Rub-a-dub-dub,
Three men in one tub?
What a pity it wasn’t three.
I’d for sure scuttle them
Make myself the PM
And have them towed right out to sea!

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Mr. Rabbit Organises A Tea Party.

Mr. Murdoch is urging me
To reconstruct a great party.
I think he means that time Alice
And I had tea at the palace.
You’re telling me that was March Hare?
Look at the picture!   That’s me there!
Dormouse, who’s squashed in the teapot,
Could be replaced by Rob Oakeshott.
Ask that relation of the Queen……
Tony Windsor?……He might be Green.
That’s not true of old Bob Katter,
Our very own Oz Mad Hatter.
Will they come? Are we their first choice?
Why can’t they love Barnaby Joyce?
What’s so wrong with Hockey and Robb?
We all think they do a great job.
Rupert is so keen to kill ‘Time’
He won’t pay out a measly dime
If my tea party turns out a failure
And that bolshie Red Queen gets to rule in Australia.

COMMENTS

Min,      26/08/10,      Patricia I love it! Especially the bolshie Red Queen. Red in hair, red by nature.

Augustus,      26/08/10,       joni “pat” laureate – just fantastic…love the hatter/katter part. See the size of his hat the other night?

TB Queensland,      26/08/10     Fabulous, Patricia!

nasking,      26/08/     LOL, good stuff Patricia!

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Mr. Rabbit’s Tea Party

Mr. Murdoch has encouraged me
To reconstruct a once great party.
I know the one he means, when Alice
And me were received at the palace.
Don’t try to say that was the March Hare.
I’ve kept the pictures. That was me there!
We squashed poor Dormouse in the tea pot.
I’ll replace him with young Rob Oakshott.
Then there’s that relation of the Queen,
Tony Windsor, though he could be Green.
Still, that not’s true of old Bob Katter,
Made for the role of Oz Mad Hatter.
Will they all join? Are we their first choice?
Why can’t they love our Barnaby Joyce?
And what’s so wrong with Hockey and Robb?
Any fool can see they did a great job.
Meanwhile Rupert’s so keen to kill ‘Time’
He won’t give a dollar, not one dime –
Not if my tea party turns out a failure
And that bolshie Red Queen gets to rule in Australia.

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