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Budget Smugglers Can’t Hide A Dirty Big Black Hole.

From whatever point of view one looks The Liberal Party cooked its books, Then tried to get the voters’ plaudit Pretending there’d been a public audit. Tony Abbott will not admit that’s fraud, Claims he’s honest and above board. But … Continue reading

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Abbott, Only A Prawn In Gillard’s Game!

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/opinion/photos-e6frfhqf-1226185610653?page=4 Julia Gillard, no boxer, runner or athlete, Is winning now, not just staying on her feet. And it’s ‘ironman’ Tony Abbott , who’s a Poor sport, on the ropes, a bad loser. Crying “Foul!” he shouts out a portrayal … Continue reading

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Sleeping With The Enemy Doesn’t Pay – Or Does It?

In political terms it’s not in keeping To find one side with the other ‘sleeping.’ There’s sometimes a merging of red with blue But crossing the floor makes a hullaballoo. Still, parties known by the colors they choose, Sometimes coalesce … Continue reading

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Tony Abbott’s Body Armor.

Fearing some femme fatale might charm him And media scandal somehow harm him, Tony Abbott’s taking care to show, Pre-emptively, the answer will be “No!” Unnamed sources in the Coalition, Already fear he risks his soul’s perdition. He’s not been … Continue reading

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Who’d Want Howard Back?

John Howard has been Lazarus Rising, Not just once, but twice. His memoirs, Oz history revising, Have been selling in the UK, cut price. Now a crisis, most surprising, Brings him back from Blighty in a trice. The Liberal Party, … Continue reading

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Royal Blush?

Could Tony Abbott have predicted A time he’d ever be conflicted Twixt loyalties rightly his Queen’s Or Crown Casino’s poker machines? Asked that question about a year ago He would for sure have answered, “No!” But then hurt pride and … Continue reading

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Have faith! Tony Abbott Has!

Tony Abbott knows he has authority To give commands, to turn the tide of history. He can ignore advice, needn’t wait for votes. Of course he can turn back those boats! He has a sacred pledge or covenant With God. … Continue reading

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Gillard Has Guts!

At last. One paper tells the truth today No matter what the others have to say. You know, about the PM being dead, Politically I mean. How often has that been said! But here she is alive and well, And … Continue reading

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Bloody Oath!

Tony Abbott, politician, Leader of the Coalition, Once an upright man of God Has now become a lightning rod For unfair and cruel criticism About whom there’s too much cynicism. He once confessed to telling lies, Which self-disclosure has given … Continue reading

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Pairing Pees & Queues For Members When In Parliamentary Chambers

Our lovely lady PM, Jules, Has introduced some thoughtful rules To help other ladies in the House Necessitated by that louse, Abbott, and his policy on pairs. “And for the men?” you ask. Who cares! It is easier, remember, When … Continue reading

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