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Turn Back The Boats!
Tony Abbott knows he has authority To give commands, to turn the tide of history. He can ignore advice, needn’t wait for votes. Of course he can turn back those boats! He has a sacred pledge or covenant With God. … Continue reading
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Tagged 27/06/12, Asylum Seekers, CW, Julia Gillard, Tony Abbott, TPS
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Working Class Girl
Hear about that ranga sheila, Fighting the big end of town? Boofhead Abbott says he’ll beat her. “No worries mate! She’ll soon lie down!” But oh no! She’s a working class girl! Raised in a working family She believes in … Continue reading
Why Leave The West?
Young Christian Porter has come out in the west, To say that in Canberra his chances are best. His decision could bring his Premier undone ‘Cos up until now he’s been Liberal top gun. In the East the search for … Continue reading
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Tagged 15/06/12, Christian Porter, Julia Gillard, Leadership, Tony Abbott, TPS
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Tony Abbott And The Prophets Of Doom!
“We’ll all be rooned!” said Tony Abbott, Attacking government as per habit, Trying to bring the economy down, Applauded by the big end of town. Indeed, some managers and bosses, Well able to bear short term losses, Saw a good chance … Continue reading
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The Warrior Who Won’t Lie Down And Die.
“Gillard won’t lie down and die, and where there’s life, there’s fight.” Tony Abbott who said those words, Is always looking for a fight. Now he’s at war with a woman He thinks has what is his by right. Hell bent on having … Continue reading
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Tagged 04/06/12, 14/11/12, CW, Julia Gillard, Nicola Roxon, PB, Tony Abbott, TPS
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Thomson’s Gazump. Or Was That A Gazelle?
http://www.leahy.com.au/leahy/view_comic.cfm?comic_id=1926 It was the Member for Dobell, Deciding he would cross the floor, Who sent Tony Abbott pell mell Running for the chamber door. Delicious irony! Farewell, Keys to The Lodge, for evermore! That’s a story pollies will tell For … Continue reading
Good News For Oz, Bad News For Tony
http://images.smh.com.au/2012/05/28/3330397/Petty_cartoon2-620×0.jpg Here’s good news that’s not been aired. Of anywhere to live Oz is now the best. An OECD Report’s declared Australia beats Norway and U.S. Would you believe our personal wealth Of all the world’s amongst the highest, Plus … Continue reading
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Tagged 04/01/13, 29/05/12, CW, Julia Gillard, OECD Report. Tony Abbott, PB, pbxmastragics, The economy, TPS
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Yes, I do believe him………..but have doubts about her!
I believed him, thought what he said was true. His story’s unchanged. He’s said nothing new. But the lady protests so oft, methinks, Increasingly the air around her stinks. Her stories change and are embellished In many interviews, each … Continue reading
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Tagged 20/05/12, Craig Thomson, CW, Kathy Jackson, Michael Lawler, PB, Tony Abbott, TPS
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“I Don’t Believe Him! Do You? He’s Guilty!”
“No, I don’t believe him!” said Reverend Tim, As if weight of judgement lay with him. Thousands watching shared his thought, Nationwide jury in a kangaroo court. Outrage required a penalty paid, To be decided once a charge was laid. … Continue reading
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Tagged 16/05/12, Craig Thomson, CW, PB, Separation of Powers, TPS
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The Antipodean Budget Reply Process
Our Antipodean Budget Process Has rules as in the game of chess. Tradition says he must make The Reply. Can Tony do it and not tell a lie? Could he perhaps have more success By starting his speech with, “I … Continue reading
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