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Son of a Gun! What Calibre is That?

Posted on May 7, 2013 by patriciawa

While throughout Australia most folk are in bed, Tony Abbott is fretting over something he said. Not “When you deliver, you’ll be fully paid.” That is a promise he knows can’t be unmade. Journos are crowing over lines they’ve been … Continue reading →

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On Yer Bike, Tony!

Posted on April 28, 2013 by patriciawa

Does Tony Abbott deserve a medal, Riding on the Pollie Pedal, When what’s really in his head’ll Likely cause a major scandal? While all along the cyclists’ way The media scrum’s there every day Recording what he has to say … Continue reading →

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Julia Gillard Has a Heart of Oak!

Posted on April 1, 2013 by patriciawa

  Is this a harsh old dowager queen? The Oz says that is how she’s seen, Describing her as tough as teak, Inflexible, hard, in Newspeak. I’d say she has a heart of oak, Warm, likeable as any bloke. Often … Continue reading →

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That Damned Reclusive Liberal!

Posted on February 12, 2013 by patriciawa

We seek you here, we seek you there. We journos seek you everywhere. Crook? You can’t be! You’re never unwell! Come off it, Tony! Come out and tell! But no, you aren’t allowed out to speak Ex tempore where you’re … Continue reading →

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Mini Campaign – Product of a Mini Brain?

Posted on January 28, 2013 by patriciawa

Is this LNP mini campaign, Product of someone’s mini-brain, Planned for Abbott because Newspoll Shows him still in a big black hole With his PR team in despair, Weeping, wailing, tearing their hair? Or just another permutation Of his varied … Continue reading →

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Peta! Action Man Has A Better Plan!

Posted on January 10, 2013 by patriciawa

Toby Abbott fighting fires Gets all the photo ops his heart desires. He much prefers this kind of story To Peta’s drives for PR glory. Easier here to look ridgy didge Than storing ova in his fridge. More fun too, … Continue reading →

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Sleeping With The Enemy Does Not Pay!

Posted on December 16, 2012 by patriciawa

We learned from last week’s news in WA Sleeping with the enemy does not pay. Since two ill famed lovers’ recent parting One of them still is badly smarting. That’s clear as we hear the details from Adele Of yet … Continue reading →

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We Want Our Speaker Back!

Posted on December 14, 2012 by patriciawa

Mal Brough ambitious office seeker, James Ashby mercenary leaker, Though their case could not be weaker Still brought down a first rate speaker. How could that have come to pass? Remember Slipper kicking ass? And doing it with gravitas! In … Continue reading →

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He Gets a Kick from Campaign!

Posted on November 22, 2012 by patriciawa

Tony Abbott is embattled, Clearly he is very rattled. Is he about to hit the wall? ‘Friends’ and foes await his fall. His rivals pledge their loyalty To him, as if to royalty, Protesting that he is their liege While … Continue reading →

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Hitting The Wall!

Posted on November 14, 2012 by patriciawa

Tony Abbott is running for office, The highest in all the South Land. As the favorite of the bosses He has his victory speech all planned. But his rival is proving a tough nut, Unexpectedly for a female, Metaphorically kicking … Continue reading →

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