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Rinascimento Coalitiono – Coalition Revival

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

The Coalition is resurging Now Tony’s out there urging Young women to stop merging “With anyone like me!” Yes, Coalition hopes are surging With the Manly member urging “Australians all, come surfing. You’ll all be Right, you’ll see!” With Coalition … Continue reading →

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Tony Abbott Says Virginity’s A Gift

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

Such fatuity and stupidity saying virginity’s a gratuity or gift. Doncher know once it’s lost by promiscuity that’s it for perpetuity! And – you’ll – go – to – Hell! You Jezebel! Upgraded 09/09/11 for Cafe Whispers. after discussion about … Continue reading →

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Sexual Political Conundra Downunder

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

Sexual Politics Downunder Can be a nine day wonder Even Larvatus Prodeo Holds a raunchy rodeo. Rudd seems robotic. While Abbott’s quixotic. Julia say’s HECS Matters far more than sex. There’s hundreds of pollies. How do they get their jollies? … Continue reading →

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Right Rich Mal (Apologies to William Carlos Williams)

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

Never not green but holds olive branch comes right rich Mal again

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An Aussie Lad (Apologies to A.E.H)

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

From Mal to Tony the pref’rence turns, The Libs have made it plain, Afar and wide their hope returns, Ambitions burn again. Look left, look right, the future’s bright, As if no poll there’d been. Tony will win the day … Continue reading →

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Advice to Kevin to heed the Newspoll! (With apologies to R.H.)

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

Gather ye rosebuds while ye may ‘Cos Tony’s out there trying And these good polls you have today Tomorrow may be diving.

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Punching it out in Canberra

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

Ingenious and ingenuous With policies most tenuous Abbott may be strenuous But is he really strong? Rudd has heard the gong. Out he comes gloves on. Verbiage flies to left and right What a lovely bloody fight! Both men give … Continue reading →

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Malcolm’s Musings (with apologies to W.S.)

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

When in disgrace with polls and Party eyes, I all alone beweep my outcast state, Troubling Machu Pichu with my bootless cries, And Lucy cannot comfort me, sweet mate. Wishing me like to Tony, rich in hope, Could surf like … Continue reading →

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The Ballad of Oz King Kev

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

King Kevin’s in Heaven and Therese is there too With a smile on her face and a wave of her hand She’s making it Rein all over Oz land, Thus leaving fire rangers with nothing to do. So Tony goes … Continue reading →

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Sexual Politics in the Liberal Party

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

Leadership! Leadership! Where are the whips? Backbencher Liberals are licking their lips! It’s gotta be Julie, the loyalty gal! She’s done a wonderful job Shucking off Brendan And Tony and snooty snob Mal! But what about Joe? Not sloppy Joe, … Continue reading →

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