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Tony Abbott’s ‘Leader’s Call.’

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

In France ‘droit de seigneur’ Is understood by one and all. Here Tony Abbott would prefer To translate it as ‘the leader’s call’. Of course he would prefer The team to back him to a man And automatically defer No … Continue reading →

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Abbott Misfires – Arson Charge? – In My Dreams! .

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

Tony Abbott’s famous trial Created headlines mile on mile, His guilt it seems writ large, Cos arson was the charge. He’d set Waringah all aflame So he’d achieve much wide acclaim In fighting back the fire till it was dead. … Continue reading →

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Germaine Rules! Okay?

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

You should all be furious How we the wives Feature in the lives Of many Aussie pollies! Aren’t any of you curious To know if we have pined While out sight and out of mind As they enjoy their funded … Continue reading →

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Barnaby Joyce – National Hero

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

St George is under threat of indundation. Isn’t that where is Barnaby is stationed? Will there be a headline story Covering the Senator in glory? As he too becomes an action man Following Tony’s brilliant plan. Surely there’s a dam … Continue reading →

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More Verses for the Song of Joyce

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

So lefties all let us rejoice! For they have Barnaby! He’s out there now with charts to show How one and one make three. Queensland has given such a gift, A talent rich and rare. No need to rage, at … Continue reading →

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ALP’s song of Joyce

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

So lefties all let us rejoice For they have Barnaby. He’s out there now with charts to show How one and one make three. Queensland has given such a gift A talent rich and rare, No need to rage, at … Continue reading →

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Why Barnaby Cannot Rejoyce

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

I’ve got an accountancy degree. I’ve swotted up the GFC. Learned all about bank guarantees. So why won’t the media let me be? And Tony should be glad to see I’m out there on a speaking spree. Instead he’s started … Continue reading →

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Barnaby Cannot Rejoyce

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

Julie’s nice, she’s coaching me In politics from A to Zee She is Tony’s Deputy He told her “Help our Barnaby”. I’ve a degree in accountancy So I understand about LSD. That used to be our currency Now cents are … Continue reading →

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Barnaby’s Choice – Apologies to Hobson!

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

Barnaby, Oh Barnaby, What is it you’re gunnabe In our Shadow Ministry? Asks Tony who is Coalition One I.C. I’m giving you the choice to be Whatever it is you wannabe When we run Oz eventually. How about diplomacy?. You’d … Continue reading →

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Family Values? From Tony Abbott?

Posted on March 9, 2011 by patriciawa

Isn’t it curious that throughout this furious debate about daughters who ought to beware of a fate worse than death no one’s thought to mention or brought to attention the Abbott’s agenda as Virtue’s defender isn’t paternal affection in giving … Continue reading →

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