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On Your Bike, Tony!
Tony Abbott, revivalist, And revisionist to boot, Is revving up the Liberals With every photo shoot. I really don’t like lycra. Fluro green just makes me puke. The election is for PM not a biker. Margie! Time to press that … Continue reading
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Tagged 09/10/10, 30/03/10, CW, LP, Lycra, On Your Bike, Tony Abbott as Mamil
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Newspoll Has Tony Abbott in a Hole
Of course we must discount this latest poll Showing Tony Abbott in a hole. His PR team need not despair, Nor weep and wail and tear their hair. The public are confused you see, They’re just the same as you … Continue reading
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Tagged 22/03/11, Climate Change, CW, LP, Newspoll, Newspoll Has Tony Abbot in a Hole 30/03/2010 LP, TPS
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Does The Manly Member Train Too Much?
In the garden, with my gnomes, Tony fills my head with pomes. Digging in this soil so stoney Somehow I have thoughts of only That marvellous show pony Our Coalition leader, Tony. Howard we know is his great crony. As … Continue reading
The Greens – Girly-Men? Never!
Why, we all know the Greens. They’re so often seen Wearing blue jeans And eating their beans And sometimes sardines With their raw cuisine In simple canteens Set in a natural scene Which have outdoor latrines. Our television screens Show … Continue reading
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Tagged 28/03/10, Girly-Men, Hung Parliament, LP, PB, Revised 06/12/11, the Greens, The Greens? Never! 28/03/2010 LP, TPS
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Tony’s Desert Song of Lament To The Media!
What about me It isn’t fair Rudd’s had enough Of the media glare Now I want my share Can’t you see I wanna be Where he is now But I’m stuck out here Without my gear Not a camera near … Continue reading
Tony’s Response to Rudd’s Health Policy Launch
What about me? It isn’t fair! Rudd’s had enough Of the media glare. Now I want my share Can’t you see I wanna be Where he is now? But I’m stuck out here Without my gear With my biggest fear … Continue reading
The Bounds of Friendship (Apologies to S&G)
G’day, Tony, my old mate It’s good we’ve got this time though late An hour away from cameras shooting Cheering crowds and lefties hooting Feeling safe with no one to debate About my fate Which once was such a jumble. … Continue reading
Abbott Threatened By Gays?
A journalist lacking discretion, Betrayer of Abbott’s confession, The poisonous dwarf Has had to run off To hide from the Mad Monk’s aggression.
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