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Is This a Healthy Addiction?

In another life could Rudd politician Once have been a diagnostician? What did he have in that black bag He carried to his meeting with COAG? In consultation with State Premiers Somehow he has calmed their fears. He’s identified the … Continue reading

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Come in Spinner!

More than Tony’s wheels were spinning On that long ride for charity. Ideas for election winning Emerged with greater clarity. We can now see that Action Man Does more than cycle, run and surf. He has conceived an Action Plan. … Continue reading

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Healthy Debate?

Who is holding whom to ransom? Which man should we fear? Is it this one on the podium, Forceful, dark and handsome, Demanding money loud and clear? Or is this the one who is at fault, Seen with doctors on … Continue reading

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Tasmanian Devilry

Tasmania has made its choice. Mainland conservationists rejoice. Bob Brown has spoken to McKim. It’s known that he has counselled him To carry on the good and holy fight And spurn the liberals on the right While remembering to be … Continue reading

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Malcolm At Last Calls It Quits

However Liberals tell the tale, with whatever a nuance, Their knives of treachery still killed their last and only chance. So Malcolm Turnbull’s leaving now, tired of the dance. See how they rush to praise him as a man of … Continue reading

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Perhaps Newspapers Started Those Fires.

Was it only yesterday Andrew Bolt had this to say. ”I have inside information On Victoria’s conflagration! A woman has been named And she should be ashamed. She was seen at that location In a state of jubilation. In a … Continue reading

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Malcolm Is At Last Amused

No more disgrace or polls and party fights. Ne’er again will I beweep my outcast state. I still have the private power of money’s might, As Lucy said to comfort me,  sweet mate. See Tony now,  who once was rich … Continue reading

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Australian Idol

Ladies of the Left don’t like it When Tony talks on tele Looking bronzed and very fit. They say it makes them shudder And his policies are sh-t. Methinks they do protest too much As they deride his body bare. … Continue reading

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Asylum Seekers in Our Shopping Centres!

“They’re here!” the headlines shout. And we are too, me with my kids. So what’s all this fuss about? I look at them, they’re just like us, Except perhaps for headscarves. They’ve got no car, they came by bus. Their … Continue reading

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National Times Promotes Abbott, Biker

As well as a cyclist Our Abbott’s a revivalist And all along this route He’s revving up his image With every photo shoot. I really don’t like lycra Fluro green just makes me puke This election is for PM not … Continue reading

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