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Kevin the Terrible of Australia
This man has sinned. He is undone because found out. Men everywhere complain. His crimes are broadcast far and wide. He is unfit for public office. He was once seen in a night club. He has berated an air hostess. … Continue reading
Musings of a political hack.
I sense an election coming on Or do I mean erection? No, that recalls A long ago affection Ruined by a Casual connection Resulting in An STD infection, Followed by Inevitable rejection. No, these days All of my reflections Are … Continue reading
The Abbott Confers With His Bishop
“We must help the miners, Land Labor some shiners.” Julie grimaces, “Eeeuw! The CFMEU?” “No, their directors on boards! If they get fewer rewards With this new profits tax They’ll stop our kick-backs. It’s affecting their health These threats to … Continue reading
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Et tu, LP?
Poor Kevin Rudd They’re out for his blood. Whatever he does There’s always a buzz To find the right spin His plans to unpin. If he changes tack They’re soon on his back. Turn the other cheek? That makes him … Continue reading
Maintaining Rage
Malcom Fraser – Once you were “Kerr’s cur” And still are so for me, Notorious In Australian history For destroying Our democracy. Softer now and Old and grey, Elder statesman, All that evil Gone away? Still you represent For me … Continue reading
Julie Bishop – Special Envoy to the Middle East
Julie Bishop seems born to be A latter day Mata Hari. She’s in the wrong vocation In that Canberra location. Just look at those eyes. Someone should advise Her to don the burqa, Become an undercover worker. If she were … Continue reading
Come on! Tony’s No Phony! Is He?
Surely not deflowered Just because Mr. Howard Once made a great favourite of him? This man was unfrocked But should not be mocked For he has confessed to his sin. Like other abbotts He’s got bad habits To which he … Continue reading
How low does Joe have to go?
When will polls get so low They can deal a death blow To this lumbering dumbo? Look, his budget address Really failed to impress As he tried to suppress Poor economic prowess. Even dour Andrew Robb An old hand with … Continue reading
Where is Abbott’s Confessor, Anyway?
Mr. Tony Abbott’s confessor Must surely advise That telling these lies Makes him a serial transgressor. Shouldn’t he counsel how sinister, Is this worldly goal? It’s risking his soul, Striving to be Prime Minister. Please intervene, Monsignor Pell. Appoint him … Continue reading
Entitlement – Mrs, Miss or Ms?
Why do people get in such a tizz When I ask to be addressed as Ms? Use of the term in conversation Made sense before emancipation. No hint of sexual revolution In trying to avoid confusion And the considerable distress … Continue reading
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