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“Insiders” At It Again!

We’re told by press ‘Insiders’ From all the news providers That the Labor brand’s been trashed. Their electoral hopes are dashed. That’s what all the papers say. Can it really be that way? Has our banking system failed? Our economy … Continue reading

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Reflections Of Alexander Downer

Mirror, mirror, here on the wall, Who is the finest of us all? Kevin Rudd is really awful! Look, he claims it is unlawful To tell our media the truth. Think!   When you’re in the polling booth Do you want … Continue reading

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Larvatus Prodeo Asked Bloggers Why John Howard aka Dracula Was Absent From The Campaign

Do not look here for Dracula He will not come by day again. He’s anointed our new ruler Whom he knows well will give us pain. Abbott, his political love child, He’s announced as his final choice, Despite DNA claims … Continue reading

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Why Not Talk of Alexander?

These tales of Alexander The ALP should seize, Take him to court for slander With other lies like these. Show that for filthy rumors There’s none that can compare With the spiteful bitchy humor He delivers with a sneer. Let’s … Continue reading

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My Question to Gary Gray About How The West Was Lost

What would It really have cost For shareholders to forgo Some profit, feel some small loss, That less fortunate might know More comfort in later years? What gain to you, little man, Playing double agent here, Betraying trust and Rudd’s … Continue reading

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Julia, Hard Head, But Not Heart Dead.

A party political hard head Is not necessarily heart dead, As Julia today has clearly shown, Squashing rumors from sources unknown. She’s forthright, strong and no fibber, Stand-out model for any Libber. Trace her career; and right from the start … Continue reading

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Re-Actionary Man’s Plan

For Australians worried about rabies, Caused they think by too much immigration, Abbott says the answer is more babies, Born in Oz to boost our population. Businessmen should not fret they are not skilled. That’s solved with a clever innovation, … Continue reading

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Action Man Or Poster Boy?

Tony says it’s ‘cos she’s a girl The voters prefer Julia. Another insult he can hurl, Though from him it is peculiar. Is she exploiting ‘feminine’ With batting eyelids, female curves? Who’s playing archetype ‘masculine’ Flexing muscles for all to … Continue reading

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Thanks for the Memory, Pauline!

. ‘Hanson is as Hanson does’ Do you recall who Hanson was? Red head, leader of One Nation, And how her ‘assassination’ Was wrought by Abbott’s dirty tricks, Acting for ‘Honest Politics!’ How his career was furthered, She imprisoned, not … Continue reading

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PJK was so young and handsome!

Just back from dinner With Bill Shorten. Made me regret My days of courtin’ Were long gone. Whereupon I thought about Old PJK! I have to say That in my day He was okay. He loved Anita. No one sweeter About … Continue reading

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