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“One Look Is Worth A Thousand Words.”

“One look is worth a thousand words.” We know that’s what the ad men say. These two clearly are not lovebirds. What does this image then portray? Calm, contained, Mona Lisa-esque, Gillard’s glance is enigmatic As Abbott scribbles at the … Continue reading

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Joe’s Leaks Fiasco

Yet another tale of woe From this Liberal Dumbo. One has to ask how low Is Joe prepared to go? Look, his budget address Really failed to impress As he tried to suppress Poor economic prowess. Even dour Andrew Robb, … Continue reading

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Media Star Of The Madding Crowd

Mark Latham, once leader and straight talker, Now employed by Nine as pollie stalker, Gives competitors at Channel Seven A story seized as manna from heaven. Real news about a policy announced Is sidelined as they show how Latham pounced … Continue reading

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Tony Is Right! Waste Is Sinful!

Tony Abbott’s priorities Show him a man of excellence. He promises austerities, An office of due diligence So Treasury authorities Display no more incompetence. He’s making no apologies For asking hypervigilance. In laying out new boundaries. These levels of intelligence … Continue reading

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Who is Tony? (Even More Apologies To WS!)

Who is Tony? what is he, That the media commend him? Bumptious, brash and crass is he; We’d love to hell all send him, That there he would not heard be. Is he generous? Does he care? And does he … Continue reading

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Who is Julia? (Apologies WS!)

Who is Julia? what is she, That all around commend her? Funny, fair, and wise is she; What luck that fate here sent her, So one day she’d PM be. She’s as kind as she is fair. Her humor shows … Continue reading

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School Standards?

Tony Abbott says, “At my school You weren’t allowed to play the fool. Pass mark was one hundred per cent. Less than that and away you went Back home to do more revision, Waiting there for that decision Allowing you … Continue reading

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Dear John

I thought you understood Our marriage was no good. Much better if you would Just go and I won’t yell. Please go, you can’t come in. This time you cannot win. Just take it on the chin. Stop pushing on … Continue reading

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Aussie Rules On ‘Yes’ And ‘No’

Tony Abbott says he’s not clear About how to act if he should hear A woman in the private sphere Say,  “No!  Go away!  Just disappear!” He doesn’t know the way to go, Hearing that as an eager beau? Gee!  … Continue reading

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Tony Abbott’s Policy Making Machine!

How else to break monotony With only thoughts for company? Wheels whirl out ideas for me. They roll out in a litany. How can we win a lot more votes? Keep a count on asylum boats! That’ll get lots of … Continue reading

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