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Media Bias?
What’s this talk of media bias? We at News are honest, pious, We meet our readership’s desires. Yes, some are climate change deniers. Others timber industry suppliers. They think Greenies, fans of Gaia’s, Started those Victorian fires. Calling conservationists pariahs? … Continue reading
Sea Change?
Last night we heard a voice of sanity, Concerned about what’s right, not winning votes; Someone prepared to show humanity To those who flee to us in leaky boats. As he deplored our ‘moat’ mentality, Prepared to say we’re needlessly … Continue reading
Another Occasion For A Song of Joyce!
We Lefties can again rejoice! Nats still have Barnaby! Amazing stroke of luck for us Which no one could foresee. The independents so loathe him Our Saviour yet he’ll be. He’s out there now advising them. ‘You’ve had your fun, you … Continue reading
A Miss Is Good As A Mile.
True, not quite yet a Labor loss, But surely already victory For all that sloganeering dross Pushing back our tide of history To ignorance and fear of danger Which centuries past had men build moats. Slogans blind to ‘Christ, the … Continue reading
T’Was The Night Pre-Election When All Through The House
T’was the night pre-election when all through the House Not a pollie was stirring, not a soul there to grouse. Policies and programs, prepared with such care, Were printed and published for all to compare. Most people were nestled all snug … Continue reading
I Do Not Trust Abbott! Never Can!
I could not, ever, trust this louse. I would not want him in the House. I’d rather see him in a box Or ridiculed in public stocks. Yes, there he could his budgies wear And everyone could come and stare … Continue reading
Abbott’s Confession!
So, Abbott has at last confessed, Not, as the faithful would have guessed, To the revered Monsignor Pell. This may have him condemned to hell. He’s announced he’s changed religion. Through years as cabinet stool pigeon He relieved the daily … Continue reading
Rooty Hill Revisited
What’s all this talk of rooting? Moving forward, moving back? While Action Man’s out looting, Julia’s not in the sack! She has put her pants back on, Thrown away those silly skirts. She’s out there with Mr. Swan. Kicking Abbott … Continue reading
Is Action Man For Real?
Ingenious, ingenuous, With policies most tenuous, Abbott, he may be strenuous, However, is he really strong? Julia, when she heard the gong, Came out dancing and with gloves on. Verbiage flew to left and right. Both seemed to give it … Continue reading
Minder’s Memo To Self – Ring Tone!
Seeing Tone in his wet suit Makes me think of King Canute. He’s every inch a leader! Family man, a good breeder, Yeah a guy of many parts! Ace at racing billycarts, He’ll speak at any forum. Goes for hours, … Continue reading
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