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Ta-Ra-Ra BOOM De-Ay! We had Somlyay today!

Ta-ra-ra-BOOM-deay We had Somlyay today! Once loyal Liberal he Got really very mad,  you see. They’ve gave his job to Entch. He came looking for revenge. He promised on his word, As all Australia heard, On TV,  not through a … Continue reading

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Ta-Ra-Ra BOOM De-Ay! I’m Alex Somlyay!

Ta-ra-ra-BOOM-de-ay! I’m Alex Somlyay! A true Liberal you see! Look how they treated me! They gave my job to Entch! I wanted my revenge! I promised on my word, As all Australia heard, I’d deputise the Speaker. I’m no attention … Continue reading

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Tony Abbot’s New Policy Idea – Ill Will Hunting!

When Rob Oakeshott was goodwill hunting, There were nods, hugs, friendly gruntings And signings of agreement by both sides Across the political divide. Don’t ask,  “Where now, all that goodwill?” Or if Abbott counts its value nil. Breaking faith on the … Continue reading

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Tony Abbot Lacks Good Sense. Much Less Goodwill!

When Rob Oakeshott was ‘goodwill’ hunting, There were nods, hugs, friendly gruntings And signings of agreement by both sides Across the political divide. What happened to all that ‘goodwill?’ With Abbot does it count for nil? Breaking faith on the … Continue reading

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Goodwill Hunting

So, pairing for the Speaker’s chair Wasn’t a castle in the air Dreamed up by two independents, Put to pollies in attendance Together seeking compromise Across opposing party lines. Wasn’t that a great achievement! Reaching a verbal agreement, Shaking hands, … Continue reading

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Mr. Rabbit’s Thoughts On The Speaker Problem

I know I did agree to pair Whoever held the Speaker’s chair. Now though,  I am a bit lukewarm About that contract for reform Of parliamentary practices Without a few appendices. Since those bolshie independents Put Labor in ascendance Everything … Continue reading

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Caveat Tony! Watch Julie!

Julie Bishop’s glare, it is said, Could, for sure, knock any man dead. We have noticed that this power Has to date been used to devour Her two Liberal party leaders. So, ask we avid news readers, Were these potential … Continue reading

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So The Abbott Disapproves The Pill!

Through all the years And all the tears From emancipation To wider liberation It’s been my perception That contraception More than education Has been our real salvation. For good or ill It was the pill A medical solution Which bringing … Continue reading

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Honi Soit Qui Mal Y Pense (3)!

So Malcolm Turnbull has decided to seek another chance From Tony Abbott, now as leader clearly well ensconced. Yes, he’s the man for PM almost half the country wants Who once had ousted Malcolm,  man of the renaissance. So what … Continue reading

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Rainbow Politics

The mood in Downunderland has lifted. Mr. Rabbit has not, as feared, been gifted With the absolute power he so long sought, Which should be his by Right, or so he thought. A surprising mood of independence, Having foiled his … Continue reading

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