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True Liberty Is When Free-born Men Speak Free
Milton’s “Areopagitica” Cried freedom for the press. Its victory played a major role In democracy’s progress. Today some beneficiaries Of his eloquent address Would use that very freedom As a weapon to oppress. ‘Freedom’ is their ’license’ To name and … Continue reading
Tony Abbott As Mamil
I woke up this morning feeling brain dead, With no inspiration, not even a shred. Why did I ever dream up this thread? My favorite colour has always been pink! Connect it with Abbott? I must need a shrink! So … Continue reading
Is ‘Poisoned Prawn’ The Name Of A Game?
Action Man Abbott was caught off his guard, As all lively he stepped off the plane To respond to a comment earlier made by Gillard. His meaning was plain. He couldn’t see gain Being where war was aflame. He’d seek … Continue reading
‘A Poisoned Prawn?’
A journalist caught Abbott off his guard. Just awake, he was stepping off the plane. His comment on a statement by Gillard Was un-Australian, verging on insane. Newspaper headlines were all aflame. Editorials bemoaned his party’s shame. But Abbott stared … Continue reading
Tony Really Was Telling the Truth!
This time we do believe him. This time he told it true. This trip to London was no whim. He had important things to do. The media have got it wrong. His priority really was the war. He had to … Continue reading
Abbott’s Staged Fights In Canberra
Ingenious and ingenuous, With policies most tenuous, Abbott may be strenuous But is he really strong? He doesn’t wait to hear the gong. Out he comes, gloves on, Throwing verbiage to left and right, He’s looking for a dirty fight. But … Continue reading
The Right to Rule Over the Left Party.
There’s a movement in the nation; the word is doing all the rounds. TPS has heard of it from Norman K. Bloggers flock to join him to discuss their common grounds: The ‘T’ bagging potential of jj! Once latte lapping … Continue reading
Pees & Queues For Members When In Parliamentary Chambers?
Our lovely lady PM, Jules, Has introduced some thoughtful rules To help other ladies in the House Necessitated by that louse, Abbott, and his policy on pairs. “And for the men?” you ask. Who cares! It is easier, remember, When … Continue reading
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Tagged 30/09/10, CW, Hung Parliament, LP, Pairs, Ps&Qs, Robb Oakeshott, TPS
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Fun And Games In Canberra
It’s hard to describe the state of play On this new Parliament’s first sitting day. Both sides were playing hard, ‘Hunt the Speaker,’ With Tony strong, Julia looking weaker. With her lead on votes whittled down to one He planned … Continue reading
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Tagged 03/09/11, 20/11/11, 28/09/10, CW, Deputy Speaker, Fun and Games in Canberra, Hung Parliament, Julia Gillard, PB, Peter Slipper, TPS
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Tony Abbott Joined In His Time Tunnel By Cardinal Pell
If Cardinal Pell Knew women well He wouldn’t opine We’re in decline Due to the role Of birth control. Through all the years And all the tears From emancipation To wider liberation It’s my perception That contraception More than education … Continue reading
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