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Swearing On The Political Sword?

Posted on March 12, 2011 by patriciawa

The Tony Abbot sort of ‘God’ Switched me off, a punishing rod. When my last day on this earth’s trod, I’ll return content to its good sod. Having seen how ‘believers’ flog The poor, the weak, the underdog, It’s good … Continue reading →

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In The Nick Of Time!

Posted on March 12, 2011 by patriciawa

Hear that? Just in the nick of time The Red Queen has again stepped in, Saved the day with skill sublime. Causing Mr. Rabbit much chagrin. Seems that National Broadband Network Will proceed not much amended. But greater cause for … Continue reading →

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Mr. Rabbit’s All Excited. The Royal Troth At Last Is Plighted.

Posted on March 12, 2011 by patriciawa

It’s great to hear in ‘Downunderland’ From far away in our Motherland, After all that prenuptial bedding, There’s going to be a royal wedding. The government there is overjoyed. Here’s something for the unemployed To smile about as they drink … Continue reading →

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Dear Liar Liar Pants on Fire

Posted on March 12, 2011 by patriciawa

The situation isn’t dire. We love you as our own live wire, Not as an object of desire! Why not just say that you are ‘bi’ Even if it is a lie. Then if you really are a guy There’ll … Continue reading →

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Maintaining Rage

Posted on March 12, 2011 by patriciawa

Malcom Fraser – Once you were “Kerr’s cur” And still are so for me, Notorious In Australian history For destroying Our democracy. Softer now and Old and grey, Elder statesman, All that evil Gone away? Still you represent For me … Continue reading →

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News Ltd Defends Its Proprietor

Posted on March 12, 2011 by patriciawa

What’s this talk of media bias? We at News are honest, pious, We meet our readership’s desires. Yes, some are climate change deniers. That’s why Greenies, fans of Gaia’s, Sneer as if we were pariahs! Pacifists who promote ceasefires Say … Continue reading →

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Why Only No News Is Good News These Days

Posted on March 12, 2011 by patriciawa

Here’s good news that should be aired. Of anywhere to live Oz is almost best. A UN Report has just declared Norway’s first, Australia beats the rest! Would you believe our personal wealth Of all the world’s amongst the highest, … Continue reading →

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Tony Abbott – Not Even Half An Iron Man!

Posted on March 12, 2011 by patriciawa

Liberal ladies had expressed regret When the chances turned out zero An opportunity they’d get A full frontal of their hero. He’d entered a ‘half’ iron man cup,’ Not bare skinned on Sydney beaches, But further north where they cover … Continue reading →

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Half An Iron Man?

Posted on March 12, 2011 by patriciawa

Liberal ladies have expressed regret That the chances now are zero An opportunity they’ll get To view in full their hero. They love to watch their Manly man Compete on Sydney’s beaches, But this time there’s a cover-up plan For … Continue reading →

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Nudists Resist CCTV Cameras On Beaches

Posted on March 12, 2011 by patriciawa

I thought that nudists really liked not wearing any clothes. Don’t they all think fashions are an artificial pose? Why would it worry them if CCTV footage shows That they delight in being naked, just as they were at birth? … Continue reading →

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