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Tony Abbott’s Crystal Ball(s?)

Abbott’s been making predictions. Which now are looking like fictions. So, this title had a certain ring, Except…. for just one little thing. Surely his balls are made of glass? Which makes that site close to his arse More than … Continue reading

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Tony Abbott Is Revolting!

I heard him telling Andrew Bolt. Interesting what he had to say. He’s organising a great big revolt. Every month, every week, every day. They’re going to march on Canberra. They want us all to join with them To fight … Continue reading

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Showering With A Friend?

Is it really such a good idea, Saving water, showering with a friend? My experience, over many a year, Are its dangers. If you have to bend For soap and so expose your rear, The other party may well extend, Not … Continue reading

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Qs and Ps for Refugees

We, in Mr. Rabbit’s Coalition, Have it as our worthy mission, All refugees should understand When fleeing to Downunderland There are some very simple rules, The kind they teach in primary schools. And if you will these rules obey, Then … Continue reading

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Action Man Is For Real!

More than Tony’s wheels go spinning On his long rides for ‘charity.’ Ideas for election winning Emerge for him with clarity. Easy to see how ‘Action Man’ Thinks, as he runs and rides the surf. How he conceived his ‘Action … Continue reading

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A Summer Of Sorrow For All Of Us!

Why begrudge a few dollars The government’s spent? Why not, this time, Refrain from comment? Why not just stand And listen, and hear The sobs and the grief From afar and near, Not just for ‘illegals’ Who’ve been lost at … Continue reading

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Liberal Party Leadership Speculation

Leadership! Leadership! Where are the whips? Backbencher Liberals are licking their lips! Tony’s exploded. He can’t be reloaded. Let’s not replace him with Andrew or Mal. It’s gotta be Julie, the loyalty gal! She’s done a wonderful job Just shutting … Continue reading

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A Valentine For Julia

Some describe you as a ‘hard head’ But we know you’re far from heart dead. This week, Julia, you’ve clearly shown Such genuine grief, all doubts have flown. You’re forthright, strong and no fibber, Stand-out model for any Libber. Throughout … Continue reading

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Julia, Hard Head, But Not Heart Dead.

Wrongly described as a ‘hard head’ Our PM is far from heart dead. Julia Gillard so often showed Genuine grief that her tears have flowed. She’s forthright, strong and no fibber Stand-out model for any Libber. Trace her career; right … Continue reading

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Arms and the Man (2)

If Tony Abbott had his way He’d mix with uniforms every day. Policemen in their blue and gray, Khaki clad soldiers far away, With lots of weapons on display. So why the passion for gun play? Influence of the USA Where … Continue reading

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