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Did someone mention St. George?

Did you say St George? Once under threat of indundation? Where Barnaby has his station? Wasn’t there a headline story, Covering our Senator in glory? No, that was just some crazy plan, A dream of being Action Man. When their … Continue reading

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Hardly A Nationals’ Anthem

Australian lefties all rejoiced! There once was Barnaby As Shadow Finance Minister Whose one and one made three! Queensland had given such a gift, A talent rich and rare. No need to rage, at every stage Their Barnaby was there! … Continue reading

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What Can Our PM Do That’s Right?

Just read what all the papers say. Australians wish she’d go away. Her ear lobes dangle far too low She speaks like us and much too slow. She’s a ranga too,  red headed. What d’you mean,  she’s level headed? Yet,  … Continue reading

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Is This Article Right Thinking By Someone With A Left Dominant Brain?

A ‘too active right amygdala’ Produces the conservative brain? Why Abbott seems like Caligula To me is now so easy to explain! ‘Left anterior cingulate cortex Expansion’ is why Labor and Greens Have such ‘liberal’ policies on sex, And come … Continue reading

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A Heavy Duty?

Polliepomes has had a formal complaint. Their post on Gina had a sexist taint. To list her among Australia’s beauties Ignored a weightier issue – Death Duties! This lady, clearly of substantial means, Would be an easy target for the … Continue reading

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The Rehabilitation Of Kevin The Terrible of Australia

Rather less then a year ago Our Australian media had judged That Kevin Rudd had sinned. He was undone because found out. Their view, broadcast far and wide, Showed him unfit for public office. He was once seen in a … Continue reading

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‘A Picture Speaks A Thousand Words’

’Over four thousand years ago Wise Chinese rulers seemed to know An image outweighs any word. So often has that truth been heard An experienced politician Always looks for that position Which shows his most attractive side; Smiling, friendly, nothing … Continue reading

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Even More Revolting People!

Tony Abbott stands in front of an anti-Julia Gillard protest sign – ABC News Yes! Mr. Abbott did indeed appear,When, transported from across Australia,A crowd turned up to roar support and cheer.‘We’re behind ya, Tony! We won’t fail yer!’Sorry, that … Continue reading

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Tony Abbott Is A Newspoll Denier!

Last year, in the late March Newspoll, Rudd was top, Abbott in a hole. His PR team did not despair, Nor weep and wail and tear their hair. They had a task they would not shirk. Four months later had … Continue reading

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Revolting People

Abbott’s people are revolting, He claimed, as he made clear the facts Of their courage in assaulting The Greens’ and Labor’s Carbon Tax. The Peoples’ Revolt would not fail! They would rise up, protest and fight Against Julia Gillard’s betrayal … Continue reading

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