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Tony Abbott’s Budgie Speech

Posted on May 12, 2011 by patriciawa

We know well this politician, Our leader of the Opposition. He’ll rise to expectations With his usual accusations About taxes and extortion. There’ll be some new distortion, Like corruption of our Treasury By Gillard and the ALP. Such is his … Continue reading →

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Think Badly Of Malcolm? Honi Soit Qui Mal Y Pense!*

Posted on May 10, 2011 by patriciawa

So Malcolm Turnbull is hosting a post-budget conference. Who is he hoping will attend his forum on finance, Businessmen or Liberal party members? Will this help enhance His reputation, as Abbott shows too much belligerence Which, with dour Robb and … Continue reading →

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‘Don’t Come Here By Sea!’

Posted on May 9, 2011 by patriciawa

We’ve heard your stories one and all. Widow, orphan, soldier amputee, And how you strive to reach landfall Here beyond the Arafura Sea. You know that if you come by boat People smugglers charge a hefty fee; No guarantee you’ll … Continue reading →

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I just feel sad about Abbottabad

Posted on May 7, 2011 by patriciawa

For me there’s only sadness In all this Abbottabadness, The hysteria and the madness Of this grisly melodrama When the terrorist Osama Finally faced his karma; When I watched Barack, our former hero, Lay a wreath and I saw our … Continue reading →

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Julia Dreams Of Abbott The Bad

Posted on May 4, 2011 by patriciawa

Oh Gillard, the Good, I acknowledge you now, To your natural talent do I bow. You and your Windsor friend have the country’s ear. His gift to you is two more years. I know you’ll go well if I on … Continue reading →

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Who Dunnit?

Posted on May 3, 2011 by patriciawa

Seems Julia Gillard has been framed. In other words been ‘fitted up;’ That far and wide she’s been defamed, So Aussies feel they’ve been sold a pup. So who gains? Who’s in the frame For undermining our confidence? Who’s in … Continue reading →

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Where Was Our PM?

Posted on May 1, 2011 by patriciawa

Are you like me and wonder why Images of our PM seem zero While news media let not a chance go by For a story picturing their ‘hero?’ Why, when he has an early morning dip, Is there always someone … Continue reading →

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The Australian’s Hero!

Posted on April 27, 2011 by patriciawa

It seems some women are impressed When Tony Abbott gets undressed. Paige Taylor watched him have a swim Then wrote how Christmas Island welcomed him. He was greeted like a pop star, ‘Chatted up a blonde perched at the bar,’ … Continue reading →

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Australian Idol – Not!

Posted on April 26, 2011 by patriciawa

We women do not like it When Abbott comes on tele, Showing off that he’s so fit. The sight of his flat belly Simply makes us have to spit. Prancing on the beach all bare, Does not impress one little … Continue reading →

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Mr. Rabbit’s Doubts, Deliberations and Decisions About the Royal Wedding.

Posted on April 23, 2011 by patriciawa

Many of us here in Downunderland Living far away from the Motherland, Question the need for a royal wedding. We’ve heard too much of prenuptial bedding By this young and attractive royal pair And their ‘on again, off again’ affaire, … Continue reading →

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