Monthly Archives: March 2011

Abbott’s Confession!

So, Abbott has at last confessed, Not, as the faithful would have guessed, To the revered Monsignor Pell. This may have him condemned to hell. He’s announced he’s changed religion. Through years as cabinet stool pigeon He relieved the daily … Continue reading

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Rooty Hill Revisited

What’s all this talk of rooting? Moving forward, moving back? While Action Man’s out looting, Julia’s not in the sack! She has put her pants back on, Thrown away those silly skirts. She’s out there with Mr. Swan. Kicking Abbott … Continue reading

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Is Action Man For Real?

Ingenious, ingenuous, With policies most tenuous, Abbott,  he may be strenuous, However,  is he really strong? Julia,   when she heard the gong, Came out dancing and with gloves on. Verbiage flew to left and right. Both seemed to give it … Continue reading

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Minder’s Memo To Self – Ring Tone!

Seeing Tone in his wet suit Makes me think of King Canute. He’s every inch a leader! Family man, a good breeder, Yeah a guy of many parts! Ace at racing billycarts, He’ll speak at any forum. Goes for hours, … Continue reading

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“One Look Is Worth A Thousand Words.”

“One look is worth a thousand words.” We know that’s what the ad men say. These two clearly are not lovebirds. What does this image then portray? Calm, contained, Mona Lisa-esque, Gillard’s glance is enigmatic As Abbott scribbles at the … Continue reading

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Joe’s Leaks Fiasco

Yet another tale of woe From this Liberal Dumbo. One has to ask how low Is Joe prepared to go? Look, his budget address Really failed to impress As he tried to suppress Poor economic prowess. Even dour Andrew Robb, … Continue reading

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Media Star Of The Madding Crowd

Mark Latham, once leader and straight talker, Now employed by Nine as pollie stalker, Gives competitors at Channel Seven A story seized as manna from heaven. Real news about a policy announced Is sidelined as they show how Latham pounced … Continue reading

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Tony Is Right! Waste Is Sinful!

Tony Abbott’s priorities Show him a man of excellence. He promises austerities, An office of due diligence So Treasury authorities Display no more incompetence. He’s making no apologies For asking hypervigilance. In laying out new boundaries. These levels of intelligence … Continue reading

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Who is Tony? (Even More Apologies To WS!)

Who is Tony? what is he, That the media commend him? Bumptious, brash and crass is he; We’d love to hell all send him, That there he would not heard be. Is he generous? Does he care? And does he … Continue reading

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Who is Julia? (Apologies WS!)

Who is Julia? what is she, That all around commend her? Funny, fair, and wise is she; What luck that fate here sent her, So one day she’d PM be. She’s as kind as she is fair. Her humor shows … Continue reading

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