Monthly Archives: March 2011

Action Man Turns Numbers Man!

Tony Abbot says it’s not hard To prove he’s ousted La Gillard. “All ways the numbers clearly say The ALP have had their day!” Early he claimed his victory Rejecting contradictory Evidence that Australian votes Were not all pro his … Continue reading

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Rub-A-Dub-Dub…….Three Men At The Hub.

Rub-a-dub-dub, Three men at the hub To decide who the PM will be? Windsor? Oakshott,? and Katter Who’s as mad as hatter? Who are they to be judging me? Rub a-dub-dub. Now here is the nub – My accounts are … Continue reading

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Mr. Rabbit Organises A Tea Party.

Mr. Murdoch is urging me To reconstruct a great party. I think he means that time Alice And I had tea at the palace. You’re telling me that was March Hare? Look at the picture!   That’s me there! Dormouse, who’s … Continue reading

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Mr. Rabbit’s Tea Party

Mr. Murdoch has encouraged me To reconstruct a once great party. I know the one he means, when Alice And me were received at the palace. Don’t try to say that was the March Hare. I’ve kept the pictures. That … Continue reading

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Media Bias?

What’s this talk of media bias? We at News are honest, pious, We meet our readership’s desires. Yes, some are climate change deniers. Others timber industry suppliers. They think Greenies, fans of Gaia’s, Started those Victorian fires. Calling conservationists pariahs? … Continue reading

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Sea Change?

Last night we heard a voice of sanity, Concerned about what’s right, not winning votes; Someone prepared to show humanity To those who flee to us in leaky boats. As he deplored our ‘moat’ mentality, Prepared to say we’re needlessly … Continue reading

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Another Occasion For A Song of Joyce!

We Lefties can again rejoice! Nats still have Barnaby! Amazing stroke of luck for us Which no one could foresee. The independents so loathe him Our Saviour yet he’ll be. He’s out there now advising them. ‘You’ve had your fun, you … Continue reading

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A Miss Is Good As A Mile.

True, not quite yet a Labor loss, But surely already victory For all that sloganeering dross Pushing back our tide of history To ignorance and fear of danger Which centuries past had men build moats. Slogans blind to ‘Christ, the … Continue reading

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T’Was The Night Pre-Election When All Through The House

T’was the night pre-election when all through the House Not a pollie was stirring,  not a soul there to grouse. Policies and programs,  prepared with such care, Were printed and published for all to compare. Most people were nestled all snug … Continue reading

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I Do Not Trust Abbott! Never Can!

I could not, ever, trust this louse. I would not want him in the House. I’d rather see him in a box Or ridiculed in public stocks. Yes, there he could his budgies wear And everyone could come and stare … Continue reading

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