Monthly Archives: March 2011

Caveat Tony! Watch Julie!

Julie Bishop’s glare, it is said, Could, for sure, knock any man dead. We have noticed that this power Has to date been used to devour Her two Liberal party leaders. So, ask we avid news readers, Were these potential … Continue reading

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So The Abbott Disapproves The Pill!

Through all the years And all the tears From emancipation To wider liberation It’s been my perception That contraception More than education Has been our real salvation. For good or ill It was the pill A medical solution Which bringing … Continue reading

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Honi Soit Qui Mal Y Pense (3)!

So Malcolm Turnbull has decided to seek another chance From Tony Abbott, now as leader clearly well ensconced. Yes, he’s the man for PM almost half the country wants Who once had ousted Malcolm,  man of the renaissance. So what … Continue reading

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Rainbow Politics

The mood in Downunderland has lifted. Mr. Rabbit has not, as feared, been gifted With the absolute power he so long sought, Which should be his by Right, or so he thought. A surprising mood of independence, Having foiled his … Continue reading

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Beware Political Weathervanes!

Especially politicians Who live here in Downunderland Where a Rainbow Coalition Like something out of Wonderland Has miraculously appeared. Its members of such quality Spirits rose, the people cheered. This ‘kinder, gentler polity’ Than this nation’s usual habit Had been … Continue reading

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Julia’s Opportunity – IF Mr. Kipling Had Only Known Her!

If you can talk with crowds and show your virtue, Walk with the mighty, keep the common touch, If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all can access you, but none too much; If you can fill … Continue reading

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Australian Politics So Bitterly Partisan Sexistm Is Not An Issue?

Perhaps it’s a mark of Julia’s success That nowhere has there been much mention On broadcast media or national press About this remarkable ascension To power of a brilliant woman, Achieved by overcoming challenges With skilled resolve near superhuman. Discussion … Continue reading

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Tony Abbott’s Thoughts On The Day Of Decision

D Day is upon us soon. Could be tomorrow morning, Perhaps the afternoon. Will it bring a dawning Of new light upon the hill? Or, listen to my warning – Every kind of ill. I have an awful sense of … Continue reading

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Canberra Quadrille!

Can’t you work a whole lot faster?” said Mr. Rabbit to poor Robb. “I’ve got Wilkie waiting outside. Find a billion for his mob! Independents too are watching, please make sure they get the same. No dance this. Nor the … Continue reading

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Malice In Downunderland

Mr. Rabbit of Downunderland Thought he was in Wonderland. Together with White Queen Julie They both thought that truly, ruly They could be restored to power. He stood acclaimed, man of the hour. But then Windsor Caterpillar, Famous Jaberwocky killer, Cheated … Continue reading

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