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Monthly Archives: March 2011
The Right to Rule Over the Left Party.
There’s a movement in the nation; the word is doing all the rounds. TPS has heard of it from Norman K. Bloggers flock to join him to discuss their common grounds: The ‘T’ bagging potential of jj! Once latte lapping … Continue reading
Pees & Queues For Members When In Parliamentary Chambers?
Our lovely lady PM, Jules, Has introduced some thoughtful rules To help other ladies in the House Necessitated by that louse, Abbott, and his policy on pairs. “And for the men?” you ask. Who cares! It is easier, remember, When … Continue reading
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Tagged 30/09/10, CW, Hung Parliament, LP, Pairs, Ps&Qs, Robb Oakeshott, TPS
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Fun And Games In Canberra
It’s hard to describe the state of play On this new Parliament’s first sitting day. Both sides were playing hard, ‘Hunt the Speaker,’ With Tony strong, Julia looking weaker. With her lead on votes whittled down to one He planned … Continue reading
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Tagged 03/09/11, 20/11/11, 28/09/10, CW, Deputy Speaker, Fun and Games in Canberra, Hung Parliament, Julia Gillard, PB, Peter Slipper, TPS
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Tony Abbott Joined In His Time Tunnel By Cardinal Pell
If Cardinal Pell Knew women well He wouldn’t opine We’re in decline Due to the role Of birth control. Through all the years And all the tears From emancipation To wider liberation It’s my perception That contraception More than education … Continue reading
Ta-Ra-Ra BOOM De-Ay! We had Somlyay today!
Ta-ra-ra-BOOM-deay We had Somlyay today! Once loyal Liberal he Got really very mad, you see. They’ve gave his job to Entch. He came looking for revenge. He promised on his word, As all Australia heard, On TV, not through a … Continue reading
Ta-Ra-Ra BOOM De-Ay! I’m Alex Somlyay!
Ta-ra-ra-BOOM-de-ay! I’m Alex Somlyay! A true Liberal you see! Look how they treated me! They gave my job to Entch! I wanted my revenge! I promised on my word, As all Australia heard, I’d deputise the Speaker. I’m no attention … Continue reading
Tony Abbot’s New Policy Idea – Ill Will Hunting!
When Rob Oakeshott was goodwill hunting, There were nods, hugs, friendly gruntings And signings of agreement by both sides Across the political divide. Don’t ask, “Where now, all that goodwill?” Or if Abbott counts its value nil. Breaking faith on the … Continue reading
Tony Abbot Lacks Good Sense. Much Less Goodwill!
When Rob Oakeshott was ‘goodwill’ hunting, There were nods, hugs, friendly gruntings And signings of agreement by both sides Across the political divide. What happened to all that ‘goodwill?’ With Abbot does it count for nil? Breaking faith on the … Continue reading
Goodwill Hunting
So, pairing for the Speaker’s chair Wasn’t a castle in the air Dreamed up by two independents, Put to pollies in attendance Together seeking compromise Across opposing party lines. Wasn’t that a great achievement! Reaching a verbal agreement, Shaking hands, … Continue reading
Mr. Rabbit’s Thoughts On The Speaker Problem
I know I did agree to pair Whoever held the Speaker’s chair. Now though, I am a bit lukewarm About that contract for reform Of parliamentary practices Without a few appendices. Since those bolshie independents Put Labor in ascendance Everything … Continue reading
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