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Monthly Archives: March 2011
Why Only No News Is Good News These Days
Here’s good news that should be aired. Of anywhere to live Oz is almost best. A UN Report has just declared Norway’s first, Australia beats the rest! Would you believe our personal wealth Of all the world’s amongst the highest, … Continue reading
Tony Abbott – Not Even Half An Iron Man!
Liberal ladies had expressed regret When the chances turned out zero An opportunity they’d get A full frontal of their hero. He’d entered a ‘half’ iron man cup,’ Not bare skinned on Sydney beaches, But further north where they cover … Continue reading
Half An Iron Man?
Liberal ladies have expressed regret That the chances now are zero An opportunity they’ll get To view in full their hero. They love to watch their Manly man Compete on Sydney’s beaches, But this time there’s a cover-up plan For … Continue reading
Nudists Resist CCTV Cameras On Beaches
I thought that nudists really liked not wearing any clothes. Don’t they all think fashions are an artificial pose? Why would it worry them if CCTV footage shows That they delight in being naked, just as they were at birth? … Continue reading
Nick Minchin’s “Truth”
We hear Senator Nick Minchin, One time Liberal party linchpin, Retiring now, long in the tooth, At last thinks he must tell the truth About his doubts and what he saw As Howard took Oz into war. In politics timing … Continue reading
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Lazarus Rising – With Memoirs!
John Howard’s much heralded re-arrival On the national scene with memories archival Will give cause for more than one old rival To curse the dessicated coconut’s survival. One can imagine how that last election night Must have brought joy and so … Continue reading
John and Peter Together Again! Isn’t This Rich?
(Apologies To Mr. Sondheim – Just keep humming when this misses the beat.) Isn’t this rich? Aren’t they a pair? John here at last on open ground, With Peter out there. Both looking like clowns. Isn’t this bliss? Old mates … Continue reading
Questioning Times! Faith & Affirmations!
Am I alone in thinking it odd That our very sane Prime Minister Who does not believe there is a God Be asked to publicly administer Reproof to a trade union official Who believes ‘9/11’ was a conspiracy. If true, … Continue reading
Poor Andrew Robb! Caught Between Abbott & Turnbull!
When I think of Andrew Robb I want to cry, suppress a sob. He always looks so very sad. I see now why he feels so bad, Out of sorts and feeling blue, Having to choose between those two. Caught … Continue reading
Joe Hockey, Tony Abbott’s ‘Little’ Mate!
I think the media are too kind To Tony Abbott’s not so little mate, Suggesting he’s just disinclined To malice and therefore too straight To efficiently repeat the line The Liberals have on interest rates. Let me explain what’s on … Continue reading
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