Monthly Archives: March 2011

Abbott, Man Of Many Parts, And Slogans Too!

Posted on March 12, 2011 by patriciawa

Newspoll has Abbott in a hole Compared with Gillard in her role. His PR team sometimes despair, They weep and wail and tear their hair. Are the public confused,  they ask, Facing a Herculean task, Reshaping the information About this … Continue reading →

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PJK – the ‘sweetest’ PM of all!

Posted on March 12, 2011 by patriciawa

Just been watching Lateline. Wasn’t Keating fine! Made me pine For ‘auld lang syne.’ Old PJK! I have to say That in my day He was Okay. He loved Anita. No one sweeter About his love. That I do recall … Continue reading →

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Tony Abbott’s Toxic Talk

Posted on March 12, 2011 by patriciawa

When Abbott talks of ‘toxic’ infection, The shrinks would say that’s just projection Of his own, dark, inner reflection. Gillard, guilty of lies, deception? No!  He’s the one who needs correction! So clearly lacking circumspection In his manic drive to … Continue reading →

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Julia Gillard, In Her Prime?

Posted on March 12, 2011 by patriciawa

“Julia Gillard, in her prime,  pulls a career-defining rabbit out of the hat…” says Peter Hartcher of the Sydney Morning Herald. Julia Gillard now ‘in her prime?’ You just don’t know how high she’ll climb! She’ll reach heights even more sublime. … Continue reading →

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Swearing On The Political Sword?

Posted on March 12, 2011 by patriciawa

The Tony Abbot sort of ‘God’ Switched me off, a punishing rod. When my last day on this earth’s trod, I’ll return content to its good sod. Having seen how ‘believers’ flog The poor, the weak, the underdog, It’s good … Continue reading →

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In The Nick Of Time!

Posted on March 12, 2011 by patriciawa

Hear that? Just in the nick of time The Red Queen has again stepped in, Saved the day with skill sublime. Causing Mr. Rabbit much chagrin. Seems that National Broadband Network Will proceed not much amended. But greater cause for … Continue reading →

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Mr. Rabbit’s All Excited. The Royal Troth At Last Is Plighted.

Posted on March 12, 2011 by patriciawa

It’s great to hear in ‘Downunderland’ From far away in our Motherland, After all that prenuptial bedding, There’s going to be a royal wedding. The government there is overjoyed. Here’s something for the unemployed To smile about as they drink … Continue reading →

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Dear Liar Liar Pants on Fire

Posted on March 12, 2011 by patriciawa

The situation isn’t dire. We love you as our own live wire, Not as an object of desire! Why not just say that you are ‘bi’ Even if it is a lie. Then if you really are a guy There’ll … Continue reading →

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Maintaining Rage

Posted on March 12, 2011 by patriciawa

Malcom Fraser – Once you were “Kerr’s cur” And still are so for me, Notorious In Australian history For destroying Our democracy. Softer now and Old and grey, Elder statesman, All that evil Gone away? Still you represent For me … Continue reading →

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News Ltd Defends Its Proprietor

Posted on March 12, 2011 by patriciawa

What’s this talk of media bias? We at News are honest, pious, We meet our readership’s desires. Yes, some are climate change deniers. That’s why Greenies, fans of Gaia’s, Sneer as if we were pariahs! Pacifists who promote ceasefires Say … Continue reading →

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