Monthly Archives: March 2011

Liberal Party Leadership Speculation

Leadership! Leadership! Where are the whips? Backbencher Liberals are licking their lips! Tony’s exploded. He can’t be reloaded. Let’s not replace him with Andrew or Mal. It’s gotta be Julie, the loyalty gal! She’s done a wonderful job Just shutting … Continue reading

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A Valentine For Julia

Some describe you as a ‘hard head’ But we know you’re far from heart dead. This week, Julia, you’ve clearly shown Such genuine grief, all doubts have flown. You’re forthright, strong and no fibber, Stand-out model for any Libber. Throughout … Continue reading

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Julia, Hard Head, But Not Heart Dead.

Wrongly described as a ‘hard head’ Our PM is far from heart dead. Julia Gillard so often showed Genuine grief that her tears have flowed. She’s forthright, strong and no fibber Stand-out model for any Libber. Trace her career; right … Continue reading

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Arms and the Man (2)

If Tony Abbott had his way He’d mix with uniforms every day. Policemen in their blue and gray, Khaki clad soldiers far away, With lots of weapons on display. So why the passion for gun play? Influence of the USA Where … Continue reading

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Who’s Stirring S- -t In Downunderland?

Exitement in Downunderland! I’m reading news just come to hand. Mr. Rabbit’s made a declaration Which calls for unity as ‘one nation,’ Swears he’ll serve us with devotion. To that end he’ll move a motion, Promising an apology For all … Continue reading

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“Charity Begins At Home.”

Yes, “Charity begins at home.” That is what Tony Abbott said. Is this taught by the Church of Rome? This the word that Christians spread? Australians who need a latté, Have credit cards that must be paid, Who buy wine … Continue reading

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Stress & Strine For Orstraylia In These Testing Times!

You say our Julia is to blame. She’s why Oz has lost the Ashes. You commentators! You’re all the same. Looking for those headline splashes. Surely there’s a more obvious name, Why doesn’t someone grab it? The cause of all … Continue reading

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Julie Bishop’s New Career

Julie Bishop seems born to be A latter day Mata Hari. She’s in the wrong vocation In that Canberra location. Just look at those eyes! Someone should advise Her to don the burqa, Become an undercover worker. Yes! She could … Continue reading

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Does Julian Assange Really Believe He Should Publish And Be Damned?

So, has Julian Assange Began to understand How ‘freedom of the press’ Is now licence to oppress? News Limited’s “The Times” Is exploiting his crimes As an alleged ‘raper.’ With every other paper They own. Those juicy bits Will get … Continue reading

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An Aussie Lad (2) Apologies To A.E.H

When from Mal to Tony preference turned The Libs were in much pain. Now north to south, no longer spurned, They’re feeling strong again. Look left, look right, their future’s bright, As if no loss there’d been. Tony will win … Continue reading

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